Scary Gary by Mark Buford for October 24, 2023

If nothing else, Beatrice is persistent.

He must like her or he would have eaten her by now.

Playing hard to get, are we??!!

Why haven’t you eaten her, Leo?

A rat instead of a hat. A rat hat. A rat-a-tat-tat.

Beatrice intrigues me.

They’re pretending they’re Margaret and Dennis the Menace.

From my experience when a girl or woman gets you in her sights a boy or man is a dead duck.

I think Beatrice grows up to be the policewoman in the future on “Bodies”.

Her brain doesn’t process the word “NO”.

The rat is sort of charming, I must admit.

Go home, your mother is calling you!

Honestly, I think Owen would make a better flower girl/ghost. Maybe rat could be best rat. Gary, of course, would be the bridesmaid. Travis would marry them, cause he answered that ad in the back of Rolling Stone, and Frank and Steve would throw one heck of a reception party. Of course, at the point in the ceremony where it’s asked if anyone objects, the Fifty Foot Woman would put her foot down, and pandemonium would break out….. ah, good times…

Is the rat female?

No, get a wife from me!!

She’d make a great stalker……

Leo: It’s a boy rat.

Beatrice: Ring bearer, then.

I just love Beatrice!

SLG is resilient and persistent. Give up, Leopold; you have met your match, and, some years down the line, you and Beatrice may well end up married.

That would really be a scary household….