B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 13, 2023

That oughta do it!

Do forget to take your baby rattle

She might just club you even harder!

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.

Have a heart and give him his diamonds before she clubs him and buries him with a spade. Go on and be a card and not a joker……

Trying to imitate a dangerous reptile?

Deja then.

You could try and look like a Green Mamba, and live in trees. Or maybe a Black Mambas, they live on the ground. Eastern Diamond Backs are native to the U.S. South and Southeast. And are the largest of the rattlesnakes. The Western Diamond Back to Northern Mexico and the U.S. Southwest.

If you’re gonna get clubbed anyway, best to make some drama out of the situation.

Will the tatoo stay? I mean because snakes change their skin every now and then.

Shedding = repeat business for that tattoo parlor.

I once found a snake in our front yard that looked much like the one in the strip (completely green). I picked it up and it wrapped itself about three times around my arm. I took it inside and said “Mom! Look what I found!” You don’t need diamonds to scare people.

“A Broad”. How 1950’s.

Can’t wait to see how that turns out…

WTFudge? Where’s the moral outrage our Be❤️ed Count received when The❤️Count used the prePC names of the ladies in this strip?

Trying to make “Diamonds are for ever”!!!!!

Nah, she’ll just use a longer club, and be more thorough with it.

Sexist

I’m surprised the PC editors allowed the ‘Broad’ term. She use to be called the ‘Fat Broad’ but I haven’t seen them use that name in a long time. Plus it probably won’t scare her… just give her a target to aim at.

That won’t work. She’s a champ with that club.

Appearing to be venomous won’t stop her from clubbing you.

Well the story of my life is written on my skin

The people that I love and the places I’ve been

Its like a map to my soul that grows more each day

The lines may get blurred but they won’t go away

Bad Tattoos

Lord knows I got a few

Its just where I happened to be and what I wanted to do

—Edward David Anderson

Just remember that big club she’s been known to carry…

I love the nod to her original name.

I thought he might opt for clubs or spades. Hearts would be too mushy.

It is unhealthy to scare her….or be seen by her.

Love it !!!

Pal, you need a rattle too … a transplant in your future?

To look like a black mamba, you’ll need a tongue tattoo

I don’t think Fat Broad will even flinch. But you can try!

“Never call chicks broads.” ~~ RJ Fletcher, “UHF”

Where’s Jason when we need him?

Not a good idea.

Why would he want diamonds on his ar5e?