Lisa was fresh from the countryside, and didn’t realize that the gentleman’s attention (and the gentlemen as well) would disappear entirely once he got to sample her wares.
Silly man that is the lamest pickup line to which I reply I’ll arrange these in a nice vase near your headstone and personally water them everyday since there is no public toilet on the grounds.
A young lady with flowers on a beautiful day, The amorous gentleman knows just what to say, For Andreotti it’s a popular style, If this type of art work makes you smile, You can own one yourself just try ebay.
"Category:Paintings by Federico Andreotti" Wikimedia
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Attention, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this painting, including a Description.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3217 (November 7, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .jpg from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. Only work by him used here so far.
BE THIS GUY 11 months ago
Antonia saw her chance to go from selling flowers to being flowered.
Solstice*1947 11 months ago
/// Lisabetta felt some apprehension
when men spoke to her with condescension.
But Enrico is charming
with a smile that’s disarming.
Her cheeks blush from his Welcomed Attention.
rmremail 11 months ago
Leave the poor girl alone! She’s just had a corsage failure and want to retreat to a private space to repair her clothes!
rmremail 11 months ago
Lisa was fresh from the countryside, and didn’t realize that the gentleman’s attention (and the gentlemen as well) would disappear entirely once he got to sample her wares.
Bilan 11 months ago
Apparently Andreotti has a thing for women with flowers being seduced by a man.
PraiseofFolly 11 months ago
“My dear, I am a professional keyboard musician. I will buy your roses for my Clavier … and your tulips for my Pipe Organ.”
Jayalexander 11 months ago
Silly man that is the lamest pickup line to which I reply I’ll arrange these in a nice vase near your headstone and personally water them everyday since there is no public toilet on the grounds.
Funny_Ha_Ha 11 months ago
I picked them on a summers eve.
thebashfulone 11 months ago
Fantine is seduced by Félix Tholomyès,
blackman2732 11 months ago
Henrietta briefly lost control of all of her senses. If Harold’s cane was an accurate a representation like he claimed, she was in for a real treat.
phritzg Premium Member 11 months ago
The flowers are to distract her while he’s attempting to play footsie with her.
Buzzworld 11 months ago
“Excuse miss, do you mind if I smell your flowers?”
Linguist 11 months ago
Adrian and Adriana delighted in switching clothes and genders. Most folks never knew.
EMGULS79 11 months ago
Gather ye rosebuds while ye may!
wincoach Premium Member 11 months ago
Miss Delilah, it hurts me right here that you say you refuse to court a man who can neither afford a vase nor a full pair of pants.
coltish1. 11 months ago
Your hat’s too small, dude. Was your head always this big?
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 11 months ago
A young lady with flowers on a beautiful day, The amorous gentleman knows just what to say, For Andreotti it’s a popular style, If this type of art work makes you smile, You can own one yourself just try ebay.
prrdh 11 months ago
“Ah-ah-ah-ow-ow-ow-oo!”
Snolep 11 months ago
Calvins Brother 11 months ago
“The madam down the block said you are one of the new girls. I’m interested.”
The Wolf In Your Midst 11 months ago
“Sir, I’m afraid you’ll need more than one flower to hide your three-week abstinence from bathing.”
anomaly 11 months ago
“The adverts said it would make me flowery-fresh. I guess it works.”
Ken Holman Premium Member 11 months ago
“‘Pluck’! Honestly, I said ‘pluck’!”
mabrndt Premium Member 11 months ago
Welcomed Attention:
Paste (including the quote marks)
"Category:Paintings by Federico Andreotti" Wikimedia
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Attention, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this painting, including a Description.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3217 (November 7, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .jpg from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. Only work by him used here so far.
rugeirn 11 months ago
She looks way too happy for this caption.
T... 11 months ago
Very cute and clever, getting better, give it time…
jdculhane46 11 months ago
The flowers were pretty and the thought was nice. Too bad Bill never figured out how to make a bouquet
mshaw Premium Member 11 months ago
“Welcomed Attention”
d1234dick Premium Member 11 months ago
the pretty young gay man assured her he ONLY wanted a flower.
hubbard3188 11 months ago
Too late. And while we’re on the topic, more nudes please.
gopher gofer 11 months ago
bill clinton ancestor, explaining the meaning of “is”…
Exasperated999 11 months ago
“Leave orf, ‘Enry’Iggins”