Lisa was fresh from the countryside, and didn’t realize that the gentleman’s attention (and the gentlemen as well) would disappear entirely once he got to sample her wares.
Silly man that is the lamest pickup line to which I reply I’ll arrange these in a nice vase near your headstone and personally water them everyday since there is no public toilet on the grounds.
A young lady with flowers on a beautiful day, The amorous gentleman knows just what to say, For Andreotti it’s a popular style, If this type of art work makes you smile, You can own one yourself just try ebay.
"Category:Paintings by Federico Andreotti" Wikimedia
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Attention, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this painting, including a Description.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3217 (November 7, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .jpg from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. Only work by him used here so far.
BE THIS GUY about 1 year ago
Antonia saw her chance to go from selling flowers to being flowered.
Solstice*1947 about 1 year ago
/// Lisabetta felt some apprehension
when men spoke to her with condescension.
But Enrico is charming
with a smile that’s disarming.
Her cheeks blush from his Welcomed Attention.
rmremail about 1 year ago
Leave the poor girl alone! She’s just had a corsage failure and want to retreat to a private space to repair her clothes!
rmremail about 1 year ago
Lisa was fresh from the countryside, and didn’t realize that the gentleman’s attention (and the gentlemen as well) would disappear entirely once he got to sample her wares.
Bilan about 1 year ago
Apparently Andreotti has a thing for women with flowers being seduced by a man.
PraiseofFolly about 1 year ago
“My dear, I am a professional keyboard musician. I will buy your roses for my Clavier … and your tulips for my Pipe Organ.”
Jayalexander about 1 year ago
Silly man that is the lamest pickup line to which I reply I’ll arrange these in a nice vase near your headstone and personally water them everyday since there is no public toilet on the grounds.
Funny_Ha_Ha about 1 year ago
I picked them on a summers eve.
thebashfulone about 1 year ago
Fantine is seduced by Félix Tholomyès,
blackman2732 about 1 year ago
Henrietta briefly lost control of all of her senses. If Harold’s cane was an accurate a representation like he claimed, she was in for a real treat.
phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago
The flowers are to distract her while he’s attempting to play footsie with her.
Buzzworld about 1 year ago
“Excuse miss, do you mind if I smell your flowers?”
Linguist about 1 year ago
Adrian and Adriana delighted in switching clothes and genders. Most folks never knew.
EMGULS79 about 1 year ago
Gather ye rosebuds while ye may!
wincoach Premium Member about 1 year ago
Miss Delilah, it hurts me right here that you say you refuse to court a man who can neither afford a vase nor a full pair of pants.
coltish1. about 1 year ago
Your hat’s too small, dude. Was your head always this big?
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 1 year ago
A young lady with flowers on a beautiful day, The amorous gentleman knows just what to say, For Andreotti it’s a popular style, If this type of art work makes you smile, You can own one yourself just try ebay.
prrdh about 1 year ago
“Ah-ah-ah-ow-ow-ow-oo!”
Snolep about 1 year ago
Calvins Brother about 1 year ago
“The madam down the block said you are one of the new girls. I’m interested.”
The Wolf In Your Midst about 1 year ago
“Sir, I’m afraid you’ll need more than one flower to hide your three-week abstinence from bathing.”
anomaly about 1 year ago
“The adverts said it would make me flowery-fresh. I guess it works.”
Ken Holman Premium Member about 1 year ago
“‘Pluck’! Honestly, I said ‘pluck’!”
mabrndt Premium Member about 1 year ago
Welcomed Attention:
Paste (including the quote marks)
"Category:Paintings by Federico Andreotti" Wikimedia
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Attention, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this painting, including a Description.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3217 (November 7, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .jpg from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. Only work by him used here so far.
rugeirn about 1 year ago
She looks way too happy for this caption.
T... about 1 year ago
Very cute and clever, getting better, give it time…
jdculhane46 about 1 year ago
The flowers were pretty and the thought was nice. Too bad Bill never figured out how to make a bouquet
mshaw Premium Member about 1 year ago
“Welcomed Attention”
d1234dick Premium Member about 1 year ago
the pretty young gay man assured her he ONLY wanted a flower.
hubbard3188 about 1 year ago
Too late. And while we’re on the topic, more nudes please.
gopher gofer about 1 year ago
bill clinton ancestor, explaining the meaning of “is”…
Exasperated999 about 1 year ago
“Leave orf, ‘Enry’Iggins”