Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for November 30, 2023

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    Bill Thompson  12 months ago

    Um, yeah, because there’s nothing a sixty-plus woman would enjoy more than being left alone with two boisterous children while hubby runs off on a fool’s errand. I’m beginning to see why Ed dislikes Funky. How dare anyone be more indifferent to their family’s well-being than Ed!

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    Bill Thompson  12 months ago

    Uh, Funky? Why do you have to remind Mopey that your wife is named Holly? Do you have extra wives stashed someplace, like, maybe under the basement floor?

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    angelolady Premium Member 12 months ago

    She will get you back. Or make you pay. Or both.

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    J.J. O'Malley  12 months ago

    So, are readers to assume from this that Cory (Holly’s son) and Rocky, who got married over in FW in June of 2022 and lost their jobs when Montoni’s closed at the end of the year, have since had twins and apparently decided to move from Ohio to Florida along with Funky and Holly? Sure, makes perfect sense.

    And why, pray tell, is Holly watching the kids on her own? Where are the parents, working pizza delivery jobs in Fla.?

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    Bill Thompson  12 months ago

    Anyway, Flunky, welcome back to the site of your financial failure! How are you doing with your alcoholism? Are you going to get the chance to play second fiddle to Les Moore i a new strip? Fun times, fun times!

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    Macushlalondra  12 months ago

    Oh she can, can she? She will be fit to be tied when you get back. I hope she takes off and leaves you with their care for the same amount of time you left her stuck.

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    The Reader Premium Member 12 months ago

    Just as long as she keeps the cage locked.

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    sueb1863  12 months ago

    “So. Have you ever owned a business before?”“No.”“Ever taken any business management classes?”“No.”“Ever worked in a restaurant?”“The only job I’ve ever had is writing comic books.”“Have any experience handling money or employees?”“No.”“Why do you want to buy Montoni’s?”“So I can get free pizza.”“Well, it’s not like I care what happens to this dump any more. Here are the keys. Good luck with the black mold in the basement.”

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    French Persons Premium Member 12 months ago

    Yes, because I just met you both, I want you to make sure that you know that my wife’s name is Holly.

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    Silenced Victim Premium Member 12 months ago

    I just read Funky recently ended his strip and I am sad to have trouble finding it in reruns now. (And after uncalled-for comments like Bill Thompson’s, I miss it even more.) What happened?

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    Dogouse Reilly  12 months ago

    Will Mopey Pete bring back the beloved tradition of Decorate ’Til Dawn?

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    Blu Bunny  12 months ago

    And I always thought soap operas drug out too long.

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    GFox49  12 months ago

    My wife tells people we used to be retired…now, thanks to babysitting responsibilities, she tells them we’re just tired. Any Hoo, thanks for the family update Funky. Now, get back on that plane and disappear.

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    tpcox928  12 months ago

    Holly and her flaming batons!

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    rockyridge1977  12 months ago

    Love the sense of humor……..and not boring response!!!!!

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    Claymore Premium Member 12 months ago

    I remember some comedian years ago saying that, if you only have two kids, you’ve got man-to-man coverage, but once you have a third kid, you have to switch to zone, and someone always gets through.

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    elbow macaroni  12 months ago

    Where’s Crankshaft?

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    tcayer  12 months ago

    Where are the kids’ parents?

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    gammaguy  12 months ago

    “We usually employ a zone defense….”

    Ooh, Batiuk slyly inserts a sports meme, along with various others. His critics are going to be doing some heavy multi-tsk-ing.

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    B UTTONS  12 months ago

    He’ll get home with a yellow flag on the door.

    ROUGHING THE QUARTERBACK.

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    Brian Perler Premium Member 12 months ago

    “You know, my wife Holly used to do this ‘flaming baton’ trick back in high school. It usually resulted in her getting severe burns over her entire body. Anyway, she said she was going to teach the grandkids some fun activities while I was away…”

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    Mopman  12 months ago

    Rats – my prediction of Ed picking up Funky in his school bus was wrong. But Ed already showed up one day this week, so they probably didn’t want to pay him overtime.

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    chief tommy  12 months ago

    Where’s “Where’s Crankshaft”? Took a day off from moping about this delightful strip ?

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  12 months ago

    As Don Rickles likes to say—“You’re old,Funky,you’re OLD!!”

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    French Persons Premium Member 12 months ago

    Cranky McFunkerbean

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    French Persons Premium Member 12 months ago

    Shafty Funkbeanercrank

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    French Persons Premium Member 12 months ago

    Beany Crankerfunk

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    raybarb44  12 months ago

    Good luck Mom…..

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    dlestersprint0  12 months ago

    My last time reading this drivvel. So long.

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    dputhoff62  12 months ago

    Whiny Finkerbean.

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    billsplut  12 months ago

    Stanky Wankerbrain—and his pal Moon Maid! (you get it or you don’t; no foul either way)

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    ToneeRhianRose  6 months ago

    Haha! (^▽^)

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