Um, yeah, because there’s nothing a sixty-plus woman would enjoy more than being left alone with two boisterous children while hubby runs off on a fool’s errand. I’m beginning to see why Ed dislikes Funky. How dare anyone be more indifferent to their family’s well-being than Ed!
Uh, Funky? Why do you have to remind Mopey that your wife is named Holly? Do you have extra wives stashed someplace, like, maybe under the basement floor?
So, are readers to assume from this that Cory (Holly’s son) and Rocky, who got married over in FW in June of 2022 and lost their jobs when Montoni’s closed at the end of the year, have since had twins and apparently decided to move from Ohio to Florida along with Funky and Holly? Sure, makes perfect sense.
And why, pray tell, is Holly watching the kids on her own? Where are the parents, working pizza delivery jobs in Fla.?
Anyway, Flunky, welcome back to the site of your financial failure! How are you doing with your alcoholism? Are you going to get the chance to play second fiddle to Les Moore i a new strip? Fun times, fun times!
Oh she can, can she? She will be fit to be tied when you get back. I hope she takes off and leaves you with their care for the same amount of time you left her stuck.
“So. Have you ever owned a business before?”“No.”“Ever taken any business management classes?”“No.”“Ever worked in a restaurant?”“The only job I’ve ever had is writing comic books.”“Have any experience handling money or employees?”“No.”“Why do you want to buy Montoni’s?”“So I can get free pizza.”“Well, it’s not like I care what happens to this dump any more. Here are the keys. Good luck with the black mold in the basement.”
I just read Funky recently ended his strip and I am sad to have trouble finding it in reruns now. (And after uncalled-for comments like Bill Thompson’s, I miss it even more.) What happened?
My wife tells people we used to be retired…now, thanks to babysitting responsibilities, she tells them we’re just tired. Any Hoo, thanks for the family update Funky. Now, get back on that plane and disappear.
I remember some comedian years ago saying that, if you only have two kids, you’ve got man-to-man coverage, but once you have a third kid, you have to switch to zone, and someone always gets through.
“You know, my wife Holly used to do this ‘flaming baton’ trick back in high school. It usually resulted in her getting severe burns over her entire body. Anyway, she said she was going to teach the grandkids some fun activities while I was away…”
Rats – my prediction of Ed picking up Funky in his school bus was wrong. But Ed already showed up one day this week, so they probably didn’t want to pay him overtime.
Bill Thompson 11 months ago
Um, yeah, because there’s nothing a sixty-plus woman would enjoy more than being left alone with two boisterous children while hubby runs off on a fool’s errand. I’m beginning to see why Ed dislikes Funky. How dare anyone be more indifferent to their family’s well-being than Ed!
Bill Thompson 11 months ago
Uh, Funky? Why do you have to remind Mopey that your wife is named Holly? Do you have extra wives stashed someplace, like, maybe under the basement floor?
angelolady Premium Member 11 months ago
She will get you back. Or make you pay. Or both.
J.J. O'Malley 11 months ago
So, are readers to assume from this that Cory (Holly’s son) and Rocky, who got married over in FW in June of 2022 and lost their jobs when Montoni’s closed at the end of the year, have since had twins and apparently decided to move from Ohio to Florida along with Funky and Holly? Sure, makes perfect sense.
And why, pray tell, is Holly watching the kids on her own? Where are the parents, working pizza delivery jobs in Fla.?
Bill Thompson 11 months ago
Anyway, Flunky, welcome back to the site of your financial failure! How are you doing with your alcoholism? Are you going to get the chance to play second fiddle to Les Moore i a new strip? Fun times, fun times!
Macushlalondra 11 months ago
Oh she can, can she? She will be fit to be tied when you get back. I hope she takes off and leaves you with their care for the same amount of time you left her stuck.
The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago
Just as long as she keeps the cage locked.
sueb1863 11 months ago
“So. Have you ever owned a business before?”“No.”“Ever taken any business management classes?”“No.”“Ever worked in a restaurant?”“The only job I’ve ever had is writing comic books.”“Have any experience handling money or employees?”“No.”“Why do you want to buy Montoni’s?”“So I can get free pizza.”“Well, it’s not like I care what happens to this dump any more. Here are the keys. Good luck with the black mold in the basement.”
French Persons Premium Member 11 months ago
Yes, because I just met you both, I want you to make sure that you know that my wife’s name is Holly.
Silenced Victim Premium Member 11 months ago
I just read Funky recently ended his strip and I am sad to have trouble finding it in reruns now. (And after uncalled-for comments like Bill Thompson’s, I miss it even more.) What happened?
Dogouse Reilly 11 months ago
Will Mopey Pete bring back the beloved tradition of Decorate ’Til Dawn?
Blu Bunny 11 months ago
And I always thought soap operas drug out too long.
GFox49 11 months ago
My wife tells people we used to be retired…now, thanks to babysitting responsibilities, she tells them we’re just tired. Any Hoo, thanks for the family update Funky. Now, get back on that plane and disappear.
tpcox928 11 months ago
Holly and her flaming batons!
rockyridge1977 11 months ago
Love the sense of humor……..and not boring response!!!!!
Claymore Premium Member 11 months ago
I remember some comedian years ago saying that, if you only have two kids, you’ve got man-to-man coverage, but once you have a third kid, you have to switch to zone, and someone always gets through.
elbow macaroni 11 months ago
Where’s Crankshaft?
tcayer 11 months ago
Where are the kids’ parents?
gammaguy 11 months ago
“We usually employ a zone defense….”
Ooh, Batiuk slyly inserts a sports meme, along with various others. His critics are going to be doing some heavy multi-tsk-ing.
B UTTONS 11 months ago
He’ll get home with a yellow flag on the door.
ROUGHING THE QUARTERBACK.
Brian Perler Premium Member 11 months ago
“You know, my wife Holly used to do this ‘flaming baton’ trick back in high school. It usually resulted in her getting severe burns over her entire body. Anyway, she said she was going to teach the grandkids some fun activities while I was away…”
Mopman 11 months ago
Rats – my prediction of Ed picking up Funky in his school bus was wrong. But Ed already showed up one day this week, so they probably didn’t want to pay him overtime.
chief tommy 11 months ago
Where’s “Where’s Crankshaft”? Took a day off from moping about this delightful strip ?
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 11 months ago
As Don Rickles likes to say—“You’re old,Funky,you’re OLD!!”
French Persons Premium Member 11 months ago
Cranky McFunkerbean
French Persons Premium Member 11 months ago
Shafty Funkbeanercrank
French Persons Premium Member 11 months ago
Beany Crankerfunk
raybarb44 11 months ago
Good luck Mom…..
dlestersprint0 11 months ago
My last time reading this drivvel. So long.
dputhoff62 11 months ago
Whiny Finkerbean.
billsplut 11 months ago
Stanky Wankerbrain—and his pal Moon Maid! (you get it or you don’t; no foul either way)
ToneeRhianRose 5 months ago
Haha! (^▽^)