Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 21, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  about 1 year ago

    I think that would disqualify them from driving.

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    Bilan  about 1 year ago

    But putting it on the charger will be a real pain.

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    sirbadger  about 1 year ago

    Siri, bring up the last website I was looking at. No, not that website while I’m in public. Siri, are you listening to me? Siri responds, “Both you and the video are giving me commands at the same time which confuses me.”

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    BasilBruce  about 1 year ago

    Is this plastic surgery or silicone surgery?

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    cmxx  about 1 year ago

    Out of hand! LOL

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    My car HAD great navigation, they took it away because I won’t subscribe to Onstar. BUT they gave me Apple play and Android play. Works perfect for GPS!

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    [Unnamed Reader - 8bb645]  about 1 year ago

    I always think of “Lobot” from The Empire Strikes Back.

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    DanielRyanMulligan1  about 1 year ago

    Maybe, instead of trying to get her to use a GCM, my mommy will agree to THIS surgery, as she “adores” her phone as much as NEIGHBOR NANCY!!!! Dan aka…

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    Imagine  about 1 year ago

    The hands need to be free to hold the coffee.

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    Buoy  about 1 year ago

    I remember when googlie eyes were a simple prop to elicit giggles and smiles; now it signifies the modern zombie, but instead of eating brains, they are willingly submitting to lobotomy mush.

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    Liam G.P  about 1 year ago

    How about when you charge it?

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    einarbt  about 1 year ago

    Too close to reality for comfort.

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    Gent  about 1 year ago

    Once upon a time they use to stares into idiot box. Now they is stare into “smart” phones.

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    GreasyOldTam  about 1 year ago

    I’ve thought for awhile that our grandchildren’s grandchildren will just get phones as cochlear implants at birth.

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    Not much weirder that some of the other things people have piercing various parts of their heads/faces/bodies.

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    Sisyphos  about 1 year ago
    We are the BorgSmartphone, Resistance is futile! You will be assimilated!
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    iggyman  about 1 year ago

    I have Blutooth, that’s enough for me!

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    josballard  about 1 year ago

    Not much different than Google Glass.

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    Procat Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I wonder if he would still walk into things?

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    cathluk  about 1 year ago

    Anybody remember Google Glass?

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    chris_o42  about 1 year ago

    Borg technology. Resistance is futile…you WILL be assimilated. (Most people already have been.)

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    [Traveler] Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Isn’t there some eye glasses that have this capability

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    zerotvus  about 1 year ago

    they’ll just end up making porn with it…….

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    Croc Holliday  about 1 year ago

    I hate the presumption that we are all always carrying our phones at all times. If I go into a restaurant I usually leave my phone in the car, but the hostess wants the number so she can text me when my table is ready. You can’t just call out my name? That actually takes LESS time. And I don’t like handing out my number; I get enough SPAM calls as it is.

    rolleyes

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago

    The Count knows some lowly unworthies who should have them surgically removed from their hands. Permanently.

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    phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Considering how often people upgrade to new phones, this could make some plastic surgeons a lot of money.

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    oakie817  about 1 year ago

    oh i hope you didn’t just start new trend

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    larslarson  about 1 year ago

    Fear the Walking Dead! Puppy or kitten video anyone?

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    HOTLOTUS1  about 1 year ago

    it is out of hand. that was the point

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    DaBump Premium Member about 1 year ago

    As Bugs Bunny would say, “Could it be we’ve taken this thing a little too far? Eh, COULD be!”

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    Ellis97  about 1 year ago

    Sounds really dangerous and painful.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    You mean they haven’t invented an implanted phone yet? Wait, they will if they haven’t already.

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    Totalloser Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I’m sure some stupid “influencer” will read this comic and say that’s a great idea, and some doctor will do the surgery

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    Ignatz Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I use my phone a lot, but it’s always away when I’m in the presence of actual real human beings.

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    Kurtass Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Still need a thumb.

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    aerotica69  about 1 year ago

    Why did I immediately think of all those women who got eyeliner tattoos in the 90’s and now look like raccoons?

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    royq27  about 1 year ago

    Yes, Pig that is the point…

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    Croc Holliday  about 1 year ago

    Not supposed to eat or drink anything on the day of surgery. Might not react well to the anesthesia.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Why not just have it implanted in your head?

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    Steverino Premium Member about 1 year ago

    When plastic pieces come out of my 3D printer, sometimes I have to cut and trim them. I suppose I am a plastic surgeon.

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    Timothy Madigan Premium Member about 1 year ago

    next step is MomCorp’s EyePhone

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    Code the Enforcer  about 1 year ago

    The TRUE ORIGIN of … The BORG !!! … :)

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    hoffquotes2  about 1 year ago

    Ai

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    nikodelrey  about 1 year ago

    I was thinking having my phone installed inside my heads. I have the room

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    Elder Lee Fox  about 1 year ago

    I’m wondering how to recharge the battery.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Skeez today’s babies are literally born with in their hand once of out the mother’s womb

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    1ecrae  about 1 year ago

    WHAN HER NOMOPHOBIAC SELF NEEDS A RECHARGE SHE JUST PLUGS IN!

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    Goat from PBS  about 1 year ago

    This is a frightening reality.

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    newsbb  about 1 year ago

    Charging is going to be an issue.

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    waes-hael  about 1 year ago

    Surgery!?! Just become a “glasshole!”

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    Victory  about 1 year ago

    “Out of hand” is the idea

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    John Jorgensen  about 1 year ago

    Out of hand indeed.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  about 1 year ago

    Attached to your head it is literally out of your hand.

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    pearlyqim  about 1 year ago

    Ain’t that the truth!

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    ladykat  about 1 year ago

    No, thank you.

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    HA!  about 1 year ago

    My husband is convinced it’s only a matter of time before we all have chips implanted and bar codes on our foreheads.

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    paulscon  about 1 year ago

    That made me actually laugh out loud! Crazy funny!

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    zeexenon  about 1 year ago

    My medical insurance doesn’t cover this, so I’ll just stick with my Bluetooth headset for now.

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    marilynnbyerly  about 1 year ago

    I saw a feature on Elon Musk’s sunglasses which includes everything from a camera to an audio system as well as the Internet. At least they aren’t as invasive as the microchip he wants to implant in our brains. Yikes, he’s becoming a DOCTOR WHO villain.

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    Scott S  about 1 year ago

    My wife gave me a Bluetooth earpiece for Christmas. Much simpler, although I look like Lt Uhura when I’m using it.

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    GumbyDammit223  about 1 year ago

    Just remove whatever brain is left while they’re up there.

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    raybarb44  about 1 year ago

    I’m sure that implants are already on the drawing boards of companies as we read this and write our comments…..

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    andrew.scharnhorst  about 1 year ago

    “Getting out of hand”. Literally.

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    wildlandwaters  about 1 year ago

    umm…very…stylish……

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    LMAO! Might as well be for a lot of people I know

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  about 1 year ago

    So many idiots looking downward at their cell phones while walking(and usually stop halfway down a crowded staircase).

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    Troy  about 1 year ago

    It won’t be long and it will be integrated, surgically, into our head.

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    Foe  almost 1 year ago

    That pun at the end was nice lmao

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    DonCoyote®  almost 1 year ago

    Make haste with that “Artificial Intelligence”,….. we can’t get it through nature, so … HURRY IT UP!!!

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    kittygatos  almost 1 year ago

    No longer SF; look in YouTube; Neuralink Begins Human Trials!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 1 year ago

    I see Rat coming at people who do that with some sort of a blunt object.

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    That Nerdy Dude  12 months ago

    It literally is out of hand

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    aussie399 Premium Member 10 months ago

    I am POSITIVE that are some people out there that are idiotic to try that

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    alantain  9 months ago

    You know, they have devices for that. Devices that won’t attract lightning directly to your head. Might improve your reception, though.

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