Siri, bring up the last website I was looking at. No, not that website while I’m in public. Siri, are you listening to me? Siri responds, “Both you and the video are giving me commands at the same time which confuses me.”
My car HAD great navigation, they took it away because I won’t subscribe to Onstar. BUT they gave me Apple play and Android play. Works perfect for GPS!
Maybe, instead of trying to get her to use a GCM, my mommy will agree to THIS surgery, as she “adores” her phone as much as NEIGHBOR NANCY!!!! Dan aka…
I remember when googlie eyes were a simple prop to elicit giggles and smiles; now it signifies the modern zombie, but instead of eating brains, they are willingly submitting to lobotomy mush.
I hate the presumption that we are all always carrying our phones at all times. If I go into a restaurant I usually leave my phone in the car, but the hostess wants the number so she can text me when my table is ready. You can’t just call out my name? That actually takes LESS time. And I don’t like handing out my number; I get enough SPAM calls as it is.
I saw a feature on Elon Musk’s sunglasses which includes everything from a camera to an audio system as well as the Internet. At least they aren’t as invasive as the microchip he wants to implant in our brains. Yikes, he’s becoming a DOCTOR WHO villain.
BE THIS GUY about 1 year ago
I think that would disqualify them from driving.
Bilan about 1 year ago
But putting it on the charger will be a real pain.
sirbadger about 1 year ago
Siri, bring up the last website I was looking at. No, not that website while I’m in public. Siri, are you listening to me? Siri responds, “Both you and the video are giving me commands at the same time which confuses me.”
BasilBruce about 1 year ago
Is this plastic surgery or silicone surgery?
cmxx about 1 year ago
Out of hand! LOL
The dude from FL Premium Member about 1 year ago
My car HAD great navigation, they took it away because I won’t subscribe to Onstar. BUT they gave me Apple play and Android play. Works perfect for GPS!
[Unnamed Reader - 8bb645] about 1 year ago
I always think of “Lobot” from The Empire Strikes Back.
DanielRyanMulligan1 about 1 year ago
Maybe, instead of trying to get her to use a GCM, my mommy will agree to THIS surgery, as she “adores” her phone as much as NEIGHBOR NANCY!!!! Dan aka…
Imagine about 1 year ago
The hands need to be free to hold the coffee.
Buoy about 1 year ago
I remember when googlie eyes were a simple prop to elicit giggles and smiles; now it signifies the modern zombie, but instead of eating brains, they are willingly submitting to lobotomy mush.
Liam G.P about 1 year ago
How about when you charge it?
einarbt about 1 year ago
Too close to reality for comfort.
Gent about 1 year ago
Once upon a time they use to stares into idiot box. Now they is stare into “smart” phones.
GreasyOldTam about 1 year ago
I’ve thought for awhile that our grandchildren’s grandchildren will just get phones as cochlear implants at birth.
Doug K about 1 year ago
Not much weirder that some of the other things people have piercing various parts of their heads/faces/bodies.
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
iggyman about 1 year ago
I have Blutooth, that’s enough for me!
josballard about 1 year ago
Not much different than Google Glass.
Procat Premium Member about 1 year ago
I wonder if he would still walk into things?
cathluk about 1 year ago
Anybody remember Google Glass?
chris_o42 about 1 year ago
Borg technology. Resistance is futile…you WILL be assimilated. (Most people already have been.)
[Traveler] Premium Member about 1 year ago
Isn’t there some eye glasses that have this capability
zerotvus about 1 year ago
they’ll just end up making porn with it…….
Croc Holliday about 1 year ago
I hate the presumption that we are all always carrying our phones at all times. If I go into a restaurant I usually leave my phone in the car, but the hostess wants the number so she can text me when my table is ready. You can’t just call out my name? That actually takes LESS time. And I don’t like handing out my number; I get enough SPAM calls as it is.
rolleyes
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago
The Count knows some lowly unworthies who should have them surgically removed from their hands. Permanently.
phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago
Considering how often people upgrade to new phones, this could make some plastic surgeons a lot of money.
oakie817 about 1 year ago
oh i hope you didn’t just start new trend
larslarson about 1 year ago
Fear the Walking Dead! Puppy or kitten video anyone?
HOTLOTUS1 about 1 year ago
it is out of hand. that was the point
DaBump Premium Member about 1 year ago
As Bugs Bunny would say, “Could it be we’ve taken this thing a little too far? Eh, COULD be!”
Ellis97 about 1 year ago
Sounds really dangerous and painful.
morningglory73 Premium Member about 1 year ago
You mean they haven’t invented an implanted phone yet? Wait, they will if they haven’t already.
Totalloser Premium Member about 1 year ago
I’m sure some stupid “influencer” will read this comic and say that’s a great idea, and some doctor will do the surgery
Ignatz Premium Member about 1 year ago
I use my phone a lot, but it’s always away when I’m in the presence of actual real human beings.
Kurtass Premium Member about 1 year ago
Still need a thumb.
aerotica69 about 1 year ago
Why did I immediately think of all those women who got eyeliner tattoos in the 90’s and now look like raccoons?
royq27 about 1 year ago
Yes, Pig that is the point…
Croc Holliday about 1 year ago
Not supposed to eat or drink anything on the day of surgery. Might not react well to the anesthesia.
WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago
Why not just have it implanted in your head?
Steverino Premium Member about 1 year ago
When plastic pieces come out of my 3D printer, sometimes I have to cut and trim them. I suppose I am a plastic surgeon.
Timothy Madigan Premium Member about 1 year ago
next step is MomCorp’s EyePhone
Code the Enforcer about 1 year ago
The TRUE ORIGIN of … The BORG !!! … :)
hoffquotes2 about 1 year ago
Ai
nikodelrey about 1 year ago
I was thinking having my phone installed inside my heads. I have the room
Elder Lee Fox about 1 year ago
I’m wondering how to recharge the battery.
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Skeez today’s babies are literally born with in their hand once of out the mother’s womb
1ecrae about 1 year ago
WHAN HER NOMOPHOBIAC SELF NEEDS A RECHARGE SHE JUST PLUGS IN!
Goat from PBS about 1 year ago
This is a frightening reality.
newsbb about 1 year ago
Charging is going to be an issue.
waes-hael about 1 year ago
Surgery!?! Just become a “glasshole!”
Victory about 1 year ago
“Out of hand” is the idea
John Jorgensen about 1 year ago
Out of hand indeed.
poppacapsmokeblower about 1 year ago
Attached to your head it is literally out of your hand.
pearlyqim about 1 year ago
Ain’t that the truth!
ladykat about 1 year ago
No, thank you.
HA! about 1 year ago
My husband is convinced it’s only a matter of time before we all have chips implanted and bar codes on our foreheads.
paulscon about 1 year ago
That made me actually laugh out loud! Crazy funny!
zeexenon about 1 year ago
My medical insurance doesn’t cover this, so I’ll just stick with my Bluetooth headset for now.
marilynnbyerly about 1 year ago
I saw a feature on Elon Musk’s sunglasses which includes everything from a camera to an audio system as well as the Internet. At least they aren’t as invasive as the microchip he wants to implant in our brains. Yikes, he’s becoming a DOCTOR WHO villain.
Scott S about 1 year ago
My wife gave me a Bluetooth earpiece for Christmas. Much simpler, although I look like Lt Uhura when I’m using it.
GumbyDammit223 about 1 year ago
Just remove whatever brain is left while they’re up there.
raybarb44 about 1 year ago
I’m sure that implants are already on the drawing boards of companies as we read this and write our comments…..
andrew.scharnhorst about 1 year ago
“Getting out of hand”. Literally.
wildlandwaters about 1 year ago
umm…very…stylish……
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
LMAO! Might as well be for a lot of people I know
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 1 year ago
So many idiots looking downward at their cell phones while walking(and usually stop halfway down a crowded staircase).
Troy about 1 year ago
It won’t be long and it will be integrated, surgically, into our head.
Foe almost 1 year ago
That pun at the end was nice lmao
DonCoyote® almost 1 year ago
Make haste with that “Artificial Intelligence”,….. we can’t get it through nature, so … HURRY IT UP!!!
kittygatos almost 1 year ago
No longer SF; look in YouTube; Neuralink Begins Human Trials!
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 1 year ago
I see Rat coming at people who do that with some sort of a blunt object.
That Nerdy Dude 12 months ago
It literally is out of hand
aussie399 Premium Member 10 months ago
I am POSITIVE that are some people out there that are idiotic to try that
alantain 9 months ago
You know, they have devices for that. Devices that won’t attract lightning directly to your head. Might improve your reception, though.