I remember a 1950s science fiction story where humans land on a planet of intelligent alligators. The welcoming feast is the Queen’s own babies, pan fired.
This inhabitant is trying to pull a “Mike” on Brewster: “https://blogs.scientificamerican.COM/running-ponies/meet-miracle-mike-the-chicken-who-lived-for-18-months-without-his-head/”.
Tom’s people/race/species/ethnicity should be banned from the station for their own good until January 8th. By then even the Eastern Orthodox are finished with Christmas. I’m not sure whether Jews eat turkey during Hannukah.
My recipe is to cook it at 210 degrees for 8 to 10 hours.
Instead of Basting it, you inject Heavy Whipping Cream into the meat before putting it into the oven. That gets the “Buttery” flavor deep into the Meat instead of just on the Skin.
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago
He obviously is just winging it.
GreasyOldTam about 1 year ago
I’m waiting for the mashed potato people and the pumpkin pie people and the side dish people….
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 1 year ago
Go chew the fat with Cliff.
FreihEitner Premium Member about 1 year ago
Think of it less as cooking in butter and more as a sauna with a rubdown.
StephenRice about 1 year ago
I don’t like the cut of Tom’s giblets.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 1 year ago
Ambassador Turkey, I hear your concerns and I think we should discuss this more. Perhaps we could meet this Thursday for dinner.
Imagine about 1 year ago
What do the Turkey people eat for Thanksgiving on their planet?
Differentname about 1 year ago
I remember a 1950s science fiction story where humans land on a planet of intelligent alligators. The welcoming feast is the Queen’s own babies, pan fired.
phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago
Tom’s got us all wrong. We Earthlings think very highly of the people from his planet. In fact, we’re here to serve all of you.
The Orange Mailman about 1 year ago
He’s asking for it.
Skeptical Meg about 1 year ago
It’s gonna be a fun week on the space station.
DaBump Premium Member about 1 year ago
Hah! But you eat the simians of your planet, so that makes us even!
StoicLion1973 about 1 year ago
I’ve seen this on Aqua Teen Hunger Force…
ozmodiar about 1 year ago
Simpsons too. Treehouse XIX The Grand Pumpkin [includes turkey]
Zoomer&Yeti about 1 year ago
I wonder if his rank is Major?
“Come in Ground Control!”
oakie817 about 1 year ago
wait till the Yams from Uranus show up
xSigoff Premium Member about 1 year ago
This inhabitant is trying to pull a “Mike” on Brewster: “https://blogs.scientificamerican.COM/running-ponies/meet-miracle-mike-the-chicken-who-lived-for-18-months-without-his-head/”.
kartis about 1 year ago
Are you sure you want to be visiting right now?
Calvins Brother about 1 year ago
“Come, I show you how it’s done.”
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago
Who let the Turk from planet Tofu in?
Bilan about 1 year ago
Tom the turkey should team up with Don the donut.
geese28 about 1 year ago
You should celebrate with the crew, Tom. Just pour this gravy, I mean, cologne on you so you can smell fresh
ekke about 1 year ago
I fail to get the guilty, here …
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
Well Tom, you are cordially invited to the celebration.
Phoenix83 about 1 year ago
Admittedly stupid nitpicks:
(very stupid, since that is an alien) that appears to be an adolescent male, since the snood is too small and not the right colors.JUST butter? No herbs, no apple cider vinegar?
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
He’s imagining the size of the “parson’s nose” on that one.
Buckeye67 about 1 year ago
It’s easy to smooth things over Brewster, just invite him over for Thanksgiving dinner and make him the guest of honor.
norphos about 1 year ago
Tom’s people/race/species/ethnicity should be banned from the station for their own good until January 8th. By then even the Eastern Orthodox are finished with Christmas. I’m not sure whether Jews eat turkey during Hannukah.
caztah about 1 year ago
4 hours??
bakana about 1 year ago
My recipe is to cook it at 210 degrees for 8 to 10 hours.
Instead of Basting it, you inject Heavy Whipping Cream into the meat before putting it into the oven. That gets the “Buttery” flavor deep into the Meat instead of just on the Skin.