Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 28, 2023

Yeah it needs to be thrown in the trash.

It needs cheese and a defibrillator.

Chocolate?

Butter.

On-a-Stick

A dill pickle inside of an Oreo

They forgot to add the Campylobacter.

Maybe a little deep-fried butter…

The edible handle makes it environmentally responsible.

Is it gluten free?

Put a Snicker’s in there

It needs a side of beer-battered liver!

I’m thinking we need a Twinkie wrapped in the bologna with the whale blubber.

I think we need to dip it in pancake batter and finish it off with a drizzle of maple syrup.

One word: bacon!

Cover it with cinnamon sugar.

Bacon! Everything need bacon!

The Italian deli near me sells hot peppers stuffed with provolone cheese and prosciutto. Nature’s perfect food!!

… with ketchup (or mustard, if you prefer).

Hum, I could do without the sausage handle.

Sprinkles.

Ick.

Beer!

mayonnaise

“I think we did this one last year”

Needs either Oreos or BBQ sauce.

A couple of meatballs would help.

A Sea Salt coating? Sprinkles? A viciously hot pepper dipping sauce? It will taste better if someone, an expert of course, denounces it as not being healthy.

Gaahhlic

whipped cream!

Sugar! It needs sugar!

Icing? Insulin?

Mustard. It needs mustard.

Sugar. More sugar!!

Why, sugar, of course! Or, even “better”, high-fructose corn syrup.

Add some crab legs and it would look like the creature that attacked John Hurt in “Alien”

If it isn’t wrapped in bacon, it would not be recognized as fair food. :)

Bacon!!!

A splash of hot sauce!

Supersize it.

It needs a paper bag to hide in.. yuck! Ugly!!

State Fair food is always amazingly better to smell than to buy and buy than to eat. I can just feel the food guilt slathering itself onto my body with each inhalation as I narrowly escape each booth of fried goodness.

Should have headed to the Minnesota State Fair. New foods for 2023 included crispy lutefisk steam bun.

Market it as a gummy supplement.

Ketchup? Certainly some form of sugar!

I got nauseous just reading this!

A coupon good for a quadruple bypass operation

Cheese. It needs cheese.

A cardiologist.

BBQ sauce??

Bacon duh!

…needs bacon…just sayin’…

chocolate-dipped bacon.

Loose Meat Parts? I’d have loose…ah never mind :)

Breading. It needs breading.

“Night Court” had a guy who sold “deep fried bits and pieces” When asked bits and pieces of what ? He said “formally living things”.