Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for November 29, 2023

Where the @*#! was this day when I owned a business???

For some businesses, that’s now every day!

Also known as Karen Day.

There are 3 main choices of what you might do at that next window:

1) Place the product through the window. 2) Talk to the wind. 3) Jump.

And you must accompany the package. No substitutes.

You just wait till after CHRISTMAS!!

… and the brick that smashed through the window, had a note that said:

“I’m returning this brick for a full refund”

Companies that make adhesives never have this problems. Customers are just stuck with the product.

These days, the customer always seems to be wrong.

we have a customer who isn’t wrong, we say he is not quite right

Please visit our website for returns, or dial 1-900-crickets.

The express window. To the sidewalk. If you need it to go somewhere else, please be patient.

You picked the wrong day…

I worked in retail ~ this should be every day!

The customer is always right is wrong also!

Next!!! ☺️❤️

Gotta love it!…(as a comic, that is!)

Very funny! It’s like they say, when one window closes, another one opens.

Be careful out there … ‘s all I got ….

I would have loved this day when I worked with customers.

I was right on time. Drove to the shoe store today to use a really good coupon before the end of the month. Nice saleslady calmly told me she couldn’t accept a coupon that expired on the 27th. Oops. (I did buy a nice pair of shoes using my birthday month discount.)