Buni by Ryan Pagelow for November 27, 2023

Shake, Rattle, and Roll; back to the 1950’s.

He used to be a baggage handler at the airport.

At the post office where I worked, there was a postal clerk who sorted parcels to match the sports season. During football season, he’d drop-kick the parcels. When it was baseball season, he’d throw them overhand. And during March Madness, he’d slam dunk them.

Where I live, USPS mis-delivers packages often but they don’t generally damage anything; brutalizing packages is UPS’s specialty. We once subscribed to Hello Fresh and had a weekly delivery arrive completely ripped & smashed open with all the ice packs and most of the food gone except for a rancid pack of ground beef. “UPS = usually the parcel is smashed” is how we refer to them around here.

I wonder if this guy was thinking of the opening scene from the first Ace Ventura film.

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=7YrpmZFixp0

Putting FedEx training to use.

Such behavior would be much more likely from someone in a purple or brown uniform than a blue one.

That looks like a FEDEX delivery

He’s crushin’ it at work.

FedEx training material … although he forgot a step … spiking the package.

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it was probably just crushed under all the other boxes in the truck

why the preceding strip didn’t run is a mystery. visit ryan’s website to see it… ☺

I shudder to think what he’d do to something labeled “Fragile”.