One year, I ASKED my father what to get him. He said he needed a new wallet, so I bought him a wallet. He got mad at me because it was an expensive wallet. “This is real leather. What did you spend?”
The most frustrating man on earth, and I miss him terribly.
Well in Canada we have Tim Hortons Baileys Iced Capp and Baileys Cold Brew with Baileys Flavoured Foam Just think you go to the drive-thru and get a Baileys.
I want the “Just Give Me My Espresso So I Don’t Have to Wait for 20 People Ordering Coffee-Flavored Milk Shakes” and a small glass of sparkling water to cleanse the palate. :)
After Pastis gave us a wonderful Christmas strip yesterday, this was not such a great follow up. I know this isn’t a great season for everyone, but still.
BasilBruce 11 months ago
How many people went with “Hurry up, January”?
Hello Everyone 11 months ago
StarBitter Coffee! StarBicks is pretty cool too.
BE THIS GUY 11 months ago
“Oops, I forgot to get something for your sister.”
Gent 11 months ago
Not dreenk at steenky StarBAHs and you be cheerfuls.
enigmamz 11 months ago
“Do you want rum/room?”
tudza Premium Member 11 months ago
Hey now, I got to do my Minnie the Moocher using my new Tuvan throat singing voice at an office Christmas party. It was the best.
orinoco womble 11 months ago
My favourite is “Doing Christmas on Our Own This Year and Loving It!”
Imagine 11 months ago
Just an espresso with two slices of toast with English lime marmalade, and I’m happy.
iggyman 11 months ago
I’ll go with the “We’ll do more in ’24”!
markkahler52 11 months ago
I went with “Next Year’s Election Year.” (It was that or “Suicide Sanka!”)
akachman Premium Member 11 months ago
LOL! Nailed it!
Huckleberry Hiroshima 11 months ago
No wonder you’re so mean.
Ignatz Premium Member 11 months ago
One year, I ASKED my father what to get him. He said he needed a new wallet, so I bought him a wallet. He got mad at me because it was an expensive wallet. “This is real leather. What did you spend?”
The most frustrating man on earth, and I miss him terribly.
ladykat 11 months ago
I’m with Rat – this time of year makes me actively suicidal!
Znox11 11 months ago
With or without whipped cream?
Linguist 11 months ago
After 3 brain surgeries, and almost 3 long months of intensive care in the hospital, my 12-year-old grandson will be coming home Friday.
BEST CHRISTMAS, EVER!!!
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
What happened to being positive?
Ellis97 11 months ago
How about “Retail Workers Deserve Some Appreciation?”
oakie817 11 months ago
remember it’s @ before # except after $
DaBump Premium Member 11 months ago
Does Mr. Pastis need a hug?
aerotica69 11 months ago
Look, give me a hot chocolate with a peppermint stick in it. Done and done.
Kaputnik 11 months ago
How about “Is it really that hard to make your own darn coffee?”
Guido San 11 months ago
Because you paid $6 for a coffee Rat.
uniquename 11 months ago
It must have a very bitter taste.
WCraft Premium Member 11 months ago
Sadly it is true and not funny. Depression spikes during this holiday. Find somebody who will be alone and make them part of your celebration.
del_grande Premium Member 11 months ago
Do what I do – don’t bother going to office Christmas parties (well, unless it’s something like a “Christmas” Pot Luck lunch at work).
Tetonbil 11 months ago
Christmas hint, Dad just wants time with you. Best gift ever!
Sir Isaac 11 months ago
I’ll have a cup of misery with a dash of despair.
minty_Joe 11 months ago
The “12 Pains of Christmas” by Bob Rivers is another flavor people seem to like. Yes, let’s all sing that one along, shall we?
“The first thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me, is finding a Christmas tree.
The second thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me, rigging up the lights and finding a Christmas tree."
Goat from PBS 11 months ago
With those names, peppermint doesn’t sound so bad now.
Bilan 11 months ago
‘Why Am I So Depressed This Time Of Year’ is a coffee best served cold.
MeGoNow Premium Member 11 months ago
Why Am I So Depressed This Year? Is that the same as Pumpkin Spice?
dwkiser28603 11 months ago
How you don’t get sued for copyright is beyond me Pastis
wildlandwaters 11 months ago
Wait…what?…no pumpkin spice?!?
diegot 11 months ago
I went with the tried and trusted: “Bah, humbug!”
iggyman 11 months ago
Why does the Waitresses’ song “Christmas Wrapping” come to mind?
John Jorgensen 11 months ago
That wasn’t on the list.
zeexenon 11 months ago
My choice: “Where is the closest NURU masseuse?”
Moore 1 11 months ago
Well in Canada we have Tim Hortons Baileys Iced Capp and Baileys Cold Brew with Baileys Flavoured Foam Just think you go to the drive-thru and get a Baileys.
mindjob 11 months ago
Just an Irish coffee and pretend im at the opera
elgrecousa Premium Member 11 months ago
Why do people get depressed around the Holidays?
mistercatworks 11 months ago
I want the “Just Give Me My Espresso So I Don’t Have to Wait for 20 People Ordering Coffee-Flavored Milk Shakes” and a small glass of sparkling water to cleanse the palate. :)
katebofde 11 months ago
I feel you. I need spring.
Indianapolis Smith 11 months ago
Is that the one with extra rum?
eddi-TBH 11 months ago
Realism is not the reason for the season.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 11 months ago
After Pastis gave us a wonderful Christmas strip yesterday, this was not such a great follow up. I know this isn’t a great season for everyone, but still.
Sisyphos 11 months ago
Why waste time and money at Starbicks? Just fix up a nice hot Nescafe at home!
carlosrivers 11 months ago
Is that guard duck on the Starbicks logo?
alantain 10 months ago
I would have gotten a “Would you stop playing Christmas music already!?!”