Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 17, 2023

I get the feeling that Owen is going to end up on the cutting room floor.

I like that kid; maybe Gary & Leo could adopt her.

Very, very natural questions to the beyond (more kinda nature’s call than mature, I’d say)

Same questions ca ne be asked to that head in a jar too.

Another Sally Brown school report.

If you don’t eat or drink.. guessing, nothing has to come out either.

Well that interview went down the drain.

Is it even possible for Owen to flush a toilet? Seems like his hand would go through the handle.

Typical, Owen has been reduced to a toilet ghost…

Burning questions EVERYONE wants to know.

(Up until now I had no idea that was even a question.)

Something I will never miss in an afterlife…..

If she wanted to interview a “real ghost” why would she choose Owen? Snap…

Owen, do you ever have to take a sheet?

I believe she asked all the pertinent questions.

How old would you say Beatrice is? 8 or 9? About the right age for being curious about bathroom habits, with a creepy twist for the interviewee. At least we finally have an answer to the age old question- does a ghost poop in the attic? No, just the mice.

Our beloved Creepy Little Girl, Beatrice, is not only creepy; she’s weird! What is this fixation on bathroom needs and habits about?!