Herman by Jim Unger for December 28, 2023

“It is not. The one I saw was a jolly old elf.”

Yep. I don’t remember where or what day it was, but it had to be him.

He does ring a bell.

He does look like all the others. It’s too late to be dressed like that now.

Was he playing Boogie-Woogie music?

“Standing on the corner, watching all the girls go by.”

Yes! He was on every corner!!!

ho ho ho

was he standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona?

Dunno. They seem to all look the same.

A lineup would be so much funnier.

Down on the corner, out in the street….

Could be.. but there was a gaggle of them standing close by, so… maybe

On 34th St., near Macy’s.

Can’t quite be sure… they all look alike to me!

No, the one I saw had a red nose.

Shouldn’t the person he’s addressing this statement to be on the witness stand instead of “Santa”?