Herman by Jim Unger for December 29, 2023

If they only tag 26 people, I’m OK with that. There are 8 billion people so that is a tiny percentage.

Either that or it was rhinos with tranquilliser guns and tagging equipment having a bit of fun.

I see he’s pulling up his pants after the probing….

“How To Serve Man.”

So what’s his Beef – Prime, Choice or Select?

He has better evidence than some fuzzy old photograph.

We’ve been a source of food for them for a long time, the more than half a million people who go missing in the US every year aren’t all taken by serial killers.

He wandered into the wrong butcher shop

Launch a probing investigation.

I thought he was just a football fan…

He’s been numbered and tagged.

Now I’m worried! The news has a story about UFOs right now.

Thank you! Captain Obvious! Now, just wait until all the government agencies are through quarantining and questioning him.

Squid game player.

I’d say Farmer Brown lost his glasses again…

The latest trend in necklaces isn’t from Paris

Surprised he can still walk…

…2b? or not 2b?

Either that or some nearsighted cowboys.

Tag you’re it.

I’m not too worried about their technology since they are using MCIR/OCR font instead of a QR code.

Since he’s pulling up his pants, I’m guessing he got…um…probed??

The ones that sold us out already know……

Which player’s number is that? When you have had enough to drink, this is what happens.

Uh. What??

We are from the government and we are here to help you.

2b is hexadecimal for 43 or not …

What, more terrestrials?