Herman by Jim Unger for December 30, 2023

One for you and one for him

“Chinese and Mexican tonight.”

“It’s awfully embarrassing when the local ‘All You Can Eat” places stop letting more people in the door once we come inside.”

That’s not nice or funny any more.

His memorial service will be Tuesday.

You go now! You been here four hours!

Golden Corral.

Takes 2 dinners for her to reach the full mark.

He may not live to regret that caustic comment…

I’ll pick 2 restaurants. I’ll go to one and you can go to the other.

He’ll drop you off, and hope you can’t find your way back.

They go out to eat twice a week. He goes on Tuesday and she goes on Thursday.

I’m sure he knows the good ones. He’s not exactly Slim Jim himself.

He doesn’t have to worry about taking her out. She’s about to take him out.

“table for one?”