Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 30, 2023

But won’t the toothpick hurt?

That should melt those ice cubes fairly quickly.

Obviously he like it shaken not stirred eh.

Gasp!

I’ll have the redacted Daiquiri.

“Is sex dirty? Only when it’s being done right”! – Woody Allen

A Shirley Temple is not that kind of girl.

It is dirty with one and dirtier without one.

The next two cocktails will be “Sex on the Beach” and “Screaming Orga$m”.

Dean Martini?

“Olive to regret this…”

I’ll have Captain Morgan on the rocks.

“Ooh, neat. Let’s do that.”

The other drink is as cold as ice.

Funny

Now that’s my kinda drink…!

That martini is going to taste terrible after it washes its mouth out with soap.

Ha! That’s just the booze talking.

I would not have thought you could shock whiskey on the rocks

“No one will be watching us. Why don’t we ████ on the bar?”

♪ Suck on a stiff cocktail with me ♪

They’re off to a rocky start.

The other drink was a clear drink – now it’s blushing.

GASP! Such language! My eyes are burning!!

Hope it’s not a dry martini then.

“You won’t be a Virgin Mary for long.”