Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 02, 2024

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    lvlax  11 months ago

    Let’s hope Bernice’s main NYR is to quit imposing on the Degroots and find another place to live.

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    I wonder if Luann has found all the dog urine stains that magically appeared when Bernice was taking car of Puddles?? ;)

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    Tyge  11 months ago

    Good answer, Frank! Good answer!

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    J. Scarbrough  11 months ago

    Is Frank a Psyche Major?

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    4everbound2  11 months ago

    Bernice is too far removed from understanding her own limited limited mental capacity to ever become a competent psychiatrist…

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    Ivy Valory Premium Member 11 months ago

    That’s some wisdom right there, Frank.

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    Rhetorical_Question   11 months ago

    It’s part of Frank’s classified job skills! Maybe Frank can explain more?

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    ronaldspence  11 months ago

    Good burn Frank!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  11 months ago

    Successful so far!!

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    snsurone76  11 months ago

    Frank sure has his daughter pegged.

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    Wilkins068  11 months ago

    Lets hear yours Bernice.

    Yes 50 cats is enough

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    eced52  11 months ago

    To drive Bernice crazy.

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    The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago

    Too spot-on!

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    Wilkins068  11 months ago

    Everbody eat their black eyed peas yesterday?

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    Mordock999 Premium Member 11 months ago

    How about YOUR “resolutions,” Bernice?

    Might I suggest:

    I will move back into the dorm, because I’ve stayed with the DeGroots long enough.

    Followed by:

    And when the Summer comes, I’m moving from the dorm to My parent’s house after I’ve kicked my brother and his kids out because they too, have stayed there long enough to have made other “living arrangements.”

    And if I find out that my brother and his kids actually moved out three years ago, but my parents didn’t bother to tell me, then I’m going to have a very long unpleasant conversation with mom and pop. – Bernice ;-)

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    OneTime59  11 months ago

    B out-counseled again by someone else (life experience) who is not a psychology “major”.

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    kaycstamper  11 months ago

    Why in the world did LuAnn ever pick Bernice for a friend? She’s a constant downer/nagger…irritating!

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Bernice just can’t avoid to psychoanalyze her best friend. That’s not exactly a good thing to do, especially if you’re commenting it with one of her parents. I hope this arc is about Bernice talking to Luann and helping her choose new resolutions that are more realistic and less vague, connecting with her while doing it. Because bein on Bernice that finally realize how heavy-handed, rude and negative she is would be a miracle. But maybe, if Luann finally reacts to her constant criticism…. However, aside from Bernice, it’s really sad to see what a low opinion Frank has of his daughter.

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    Ellis97  11 months ago

    Maybe Bernice should make a resolution to be a better person and stop putting people down.

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    The Orange Mailman  11 months ago

    Keen insight into the people who say they will change but never do.

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    ctolson  11 months ago

    Sounds like Frank knows that one personally. Husband defense.

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    Just-me  11 months ago

    Luann needs a couple of new friends and to lose a couple of old ones.

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    rrsltx  11 months ago

    Finally, Frank says something worthy. Why not just hand Bernice a broom and wish her a safe flight back to the coven?

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 11 months ago

    Did you know that 89.3% of statistics are made up on the spot

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    RSH  11 months ago

    Looks like Frank doesn’t need to take a psychology course to make reasoned and experience based observations.

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    Rose686  11 months ago

    Hmmm, Bernice is getting good at her major in pyschology

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    Lescoe Brandon  11 months ago

    Want a scary thought? The USA produces more psychologists than engineers. So, while our highways are falling apart, climate change is raging because of our antiquated power generation system, and we face serious threats from China (Civil Engineer, Mechanical Engineer, and Electrical Engineer) the USA produces a plethora of psychologists to examine the feelings of the situation.

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    chris_o42  11 months ago

    Wow Bernice, judgmental much? Maybe you should make a resolution to M.Y.O.B!

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    A.Ficionada  11 months ago

    Dad just dropped the mic! : )

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    chaszigmund  11 months ago

    Steer the comic back to Tiffeny and someting interesting….please!

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    Wubbie  11 months ago

    Oohhh, nailed it Frank! I wonder if Bern actually realizes that she just got shnoobed masterfully?

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    French Persons Premium Member 11 months ago

    Did you know that 79.3% of all statistics are wrong at least 61.2% of the time?

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    thelordthygod666  11 months ago

    Lord save us from undergrad Psych majors.

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    waerdawg  11 months ago

    and it’s Frank for the win!

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    pripley  11 months ago

    I thought Bernice moving in with the Degroots was a plot device to keep having the scenes of her and Luann discussing life in Luann’s room. I guess there have been a few of those. But not enough to matter. (And were they that entertaining anyway?)

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    Call me Ishmael  11 months ago

    Bern will resolve to eschew hypocrisy whenever she detects it. And (against all odds) to lose her virginity.

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    pripley  11 months ago

    Bernice now seems to be an “obsolete” character and should go the way of Knute and Crystal and many others. She hasn’t been a “best friend” in forever – mostly due to Luann moving on to new friends. It happens and it’s normal.

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    eladee AKA Wally  11 months ago

    Her goals ARE somewhat vague. She should narrow them down and make them more specific for greater success.

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    eladee AKA Wally  11 months ago

    I enjoy having Bernice there. I don’t particularly LIKE her but she does add at an interesting dynamic to the household and since she is Luann’s oldest friend, she acts as a foil for Luann, similar to the role Brad had when he lived at home.

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    GojusJoe  11 months ago

    Bernice, I think you’ve been insulted.

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    illuminare  11 months ago

    Bernice needs to make a resolution to hit the road and get a life .

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    tremaine53  11 months ago

    Bernice is wrong about that— We DON’T “always make more” resolutions.

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    Caldonia  11 months ago

    Frank, that’s the brattiest thing you could say about your own daughter, and look who you said it to. You’re acting like one of those Mean Girls.

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    mfought  11 months ago

    think the old guy(dad) nailed it

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    Shanana  11 months ago

    Since when has Bernice become an annoying, arrogant snot?Oh. Since always.

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    Frank Farkel  11 months ago

    Been a while since Bernice made out with Nil. Maybe she will wear out her welcome and move in with the Nilster.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 11 months ago

    Benice is no more flawed than the rest of them.

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    percheronhitch6  11 months ago

    In any walk of life it’s pretty gutsy (and not a good gutsy) to run down someone’s daughter while a guest in their house. That’s just being a decent human being.

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    The Quiet One  11 months ago

    Another text book wanna be therapist, capable of only spewing useless facts.

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    Joe1962  11 months ago

    Frank Great answer.

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    WomanWarrior  11 months ago

    Is this Frank’s backhanded way of telling Bern she’s a nag?

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  11 months ago

    There will be a special book telling how several types of Emergency Services helped the De Groot’s get out of the snowbound cabin

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    CoreyTaylor1  11 months ago

    And what are your resolutions, Frank? To not spend more than a penny a day and steal the change out of every fountain in town!?

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    BJShipley1  11 months ago

    Bernice should worry less about Luann’s resolutions and more about her own living situation. Or does she plan to take advantage of the Degroots’ kindness forever? Surely her brother has found a job by now? Or maybe she herself should try and get a job? She clearly has plenty of free time, after all.

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    Wishingonastar  11 months ago

    I HATE Bernice. If I had a “friend” who was constantly thought they were better than me they wouldn’t be my friend much longer.

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    WilliamVollmer  11 months ago

    Frank has uncovered Luann’s motivations for her resloutions, without Bernice’s pychological mumbo jumbp.

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    nightflight  11 months ago

    Bernice, analyze this theory: Steffi would be more fun in the back seat of anything than you would be close dancing in a wet t-shirt contest.

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member 11 months ago

    To make fools ask questions!

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    Sisyphos  11 months ago

    Daddy Frank has absolutely nailed it! He knows his daughter!

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    PaulLeckner  11 months ago

    Luann’s father has known Luann since her birthdate. Luann’s father is an almost ideal father.

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    nightflight  11 months ago

    Bernice lacks any kind of sexy and will tell you that she’s just doing her part to check the population explosion.

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    ScretWitch  11 months ago

    I’ve known few psychology majors that were like this. No real-world experience, but will tell you “based on my experience (unsaid: with text books)…” SMH

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