Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 08, 2024

at least it’s a plan her family can actually approve of.

You can fly a private jet to an “Outlaw Private Jets” convention.

I’m certain that she’ll achieve fortune with a great plan…and then up in a cell block in the same prison as Sam Bankman-Fried.

See, It’s that pesky caring about something. If she just wants money tossed at her without caring. There is always a SuperPAC

She cares about intercepting a few tons of that money.

She cares about herself, which is sorta selflessly but more selfishly, so she can pretend to be the former and rake in the $$$$ with no problem!

I bet she could get into supporting a horse rescue.

She could go with grifting. Pretty similar, without the caring part…

I believe the money part is desirable but not necessary for activism.

Selfless people actually care. Selfish people pretend to care. Both types will spend the money on the thing they really care about.

And if you start a private charitable foundation you can avoid taxes and pocket a chunk of the money that flows through.

She’s just following the historical record of millions of sharps, with pols being near the top ‘earners’.

I suspect there is a Danae spokes-girl infomercial sliding along this story arc …

No, Danae, become an influencer instead. Then instead of asking for donations, you collect money from marketing networks by endorsing products.

she just needs trump university to hone her grifting skills

Another SJW is born.

A good time to remember Terry Fox.

Danae could get into politics. People don’t expect too much from politicians.

Maybe get a guitar and write a few songs?

“♫ Sittin’ on a rock by the bay ♫ wastin’ time ♫

Actually, she didn’t specify “selflessly”, only Lucy did.

Hey it worked for the Kardashians

Save the banana slugs. Only UCSC cares about them

she could always start a church

Start a movement….Make Maine Great Again.

Head of the anti booger brained boy committee.

And at the expense of everything else in your life. Gosh, where do I sign up?

Danae would be suited to be a conman pretending to be an activist.

I’ve mentioned this before, but a horse is not a good house pet.

The deceivingly named Mom’s for Liberty have proven that you don’t have to pick a selfless cause. Just a name for your group that sounds good.

Run for office or sell trading cards with your picture on them. Seems to work for some people.

He cause will be to abolish the “Letter Grading System” in schools

Danae’s answer to (just about) everything – “Yeah .. but what’s in it for me?” or, as we say down here “Yeah .. nah!”

Not at all . . . Look at the Koch brothers

When the charity rating board sees Danae’s name on the 501( C)(3) form, the rating will be an automatic Zero.

Fighting against global climate change is the most selfish thing you can do. You’re going to be living here.

Spoken like a certain free-speech absolutist. [snicker]