That niché has already been very thoroughly claimed in the U.S. by an extremely irresponsible, narcissistic, xenophobic, spoiled, and immature overgrown rich kid with a history of fraud, extreme selfishness, and otherwise very bad behaviour.
Blasphemy and treason? She could join the Evangelical right, but she won’t get any money until she grifts her heart out all the way to popular prosperity grifter (i mean preacher)
She has a lot of things to choose from. MAGA-Ts are scared of women, minorities, gays, trans, Jews, Muslims, Bud Ligaht, M&M candy, drag shows and crime in a city they will never visit.
There, there little snowflake. Tune in to Faux News and they will tell you how to feel.
Oh, I know – she could rile people up by pointing out that talking horses are invading their country and taking over their jobs and she will build a huge corral with 100 foot walls to keep the horses away from them. Then have everyone just send her $10/day for as long as it takes…
This arc is 2 days late. Got our first political flyer on Monday. Nikki Haley of all things. First out of the box. And, of course, first into the trash. Just one of many to come. But, as with all such, I placed it in the refuse can, not the recycle. Wouldn’t want to see that thing resurrected, even by accident.
This comic is so far out there. You would have to be some kind of a brain-dead idiot to allow someone to convince you of some far fetch scheme to get you to send them your money.
diane – go for the gold – go straight to selling NFT Cards of you in all your glory copying tRumps gold mine. He certainly showed the world that there was a market for it. And for an extra $100 give away a dot of cloth from your doll horse. A sure fire winner.
oh you know, the thing…come on, man…you ain’t black…besides “poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids," – Mr. 81 Million Votes…hmmm, wondering if a former Harvard University President has used those quotes yet…
Organisations for years now have been telling anyone who’ll listen that The Earth is in drastic decline, and that they are the only ones who can save it; so, GIVE US LOTS OF MONEY!! Maybe Danae should join Greenpeace …
Hello Everyone 10 months ago
Danae is made for Politics!
GreasyOldTam 10 months ago
Danae, I believe that path is pretty full at the moment. Wait a couple months, though and maybe it will clear out a bit.
braindead Premium Member 10 months ago
Sorry Danae, Make America Great Again is already taken.
It would fulfill all your requirements, though.
comic4matt 10 months ago
Maybe she could raise awareness of the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide?
Zeno2099 10 months ago
That niché has already been very thoroughly claimed in the U.S. by an extremely irresponsible, narcissistic, xenophobic, spoiled, and immature overgrown rich kid with a history of fraud, extreme selfishness, and otherwise very bad behaviour.
cracker65 10 months ago
Sounds like she’s going to be a TV preacher.
Bilan 10 months ago
She may be a comic strip character, but she’s getting closer and closer to reality.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 10 months ago
Sorry Danae, religions are way ahead of you.
STEPUP 10 months ago
Is she somehow related to Trump??!!
Richard S Russell Premium Member 10 months ago
Blasphemy and treason, eh? Well, so much for separation of church and state.
Scorpio Premium Member 10 months ago
Blasphemy and treason? She could join the Evangelical right, but she won’t get any money until she grifts her heart out all the way to popular prosperity grifter (i mean preacher)
Charliegirl Premium Member 10 months ago
Gosh, this sounds familiar!
For a Just and Peaceful World 10 months ago
Using panels two, three and four as the basis of mind control:
Google: Wayne LaPierre famous quotes
c141starlifter 10 months ago
The DJT team is starting to train them young.
LawrenceS 10 months ago
She sounds like she’s running for President. All she needs is churches who haven’t read the Scriptures to extol her as the Messiah.
PraiseofFolly 10 months ago
Danae is possessed by the political Zeitgeist of our era.
JackReecher 10 months ago
You mean something fake, like global warming?
Count Olaf Premium Member 10 months ago
Today Imaginary Victimhood is not only very trendy and popular but profitable in that it is a way of life for many lowly unworthies.
Hollymartins2 10 months ago
She has a lot of things to choose from. MAGA-Ts are scared of women, minorities, gays, trans, Jews, Muslims, Bud Ligaht, M&M candy, drag shows and crime in a city they will never visit.
There, there little snowflake. Tune in to Faux News and they will tell you how to feel.
Sephten 10 months ago
If Danae would like to move to the UK, we’ll be needing a new Prime minister soon.
Ken Otwell 10 months ago
Oh, I know – she could rile people up by pointing out that talking horses are invading their country and taking over their jobs and she will build a huge corral with 100 foot walls to keep the horses away from them. Then have everyone just send her $10/day for as long as it takes…
More Coffee Please! Premium Member 10 months ago
This sounds frighteningly like today’s headlines.
Egrayjames 10 months ago
Well said Danae…….and after we lock up everyone for being blasphemous and traitorous who’s going to lock up the jailers?
sandpiper 10 months ago
This arc is 2 days late. Got our first political flyer on Monday. Nikki Haley of all things. First out of the box. And, of course, first into the trash. Just one of many to come. But, as with all such, I placed it in the refuse can, not the recycle. Wouldn’t want to see that thing resurrected, even by accident.
DaBump Premium Member 10 months ago
Maybe we all need to calm down a bit.
rf_in_va 10 months ago
And not to question the cause as that might be racist as well.
SusieB 10 months ago
The MAGA playbook
PastorJayMo 10 months ago
Beat me to the punch, I was going to say anthropomorphic global warming.
Znox11 10 months ago
This comic is so far out there. You would have to be some kind of a brain-dead idiot to allow someone to convince you of some far fetch scheme to get you to send them your money.
Papakillamon 10 months ago
Wiley, give that girl a big red ball cap.
Prey 10 months ago
I´m out, sounds disturbingly like religion!
Redd Panda 10 months ago
Baba Yaga?
cbedda 10 months ago
diane – go for the gold – go straight to selling NFT Cards of you in all your glory copying tRumps gold mine. He certainly showed the world that there was a market for it. And for an extra $100 give away a dot of cloth from your doll horse. A sure fire winner.
GentlemanBill 10 months ago
Mr. Miller you’re telling the left’s secrets… Shhhh!
xyzwriter48 10 months ago
Hello, Biden admin.
sams1960 Premium Member 10 months ago
Wow! Al Gore hit the nail on the head all those years ago! Carried out Danae’s plan to perfection!
phileaux 10 months ago
It is a political year . . .
michealc Premium Member 10 months ago
BLM did this very successfully – a great business model to follow
Will E. Makeit Premium Member 10 months ago
oh you know, the thing…come on, man…you ain’t black…besides “poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids," – Mr. 81 Million Votes…hmmm, wondering if a former Harvard University President has used those quotes yet…
pheets 10 months ago
Just curious…. what will you DO with all the money (that nobody is going to pay you) Danae?
kkm92065 10 months ago
I don’t mind Donald. What I don’t get is all the people who would vote for him.
Can't Sleep 10 months ago
She has a great future doing terrible things.
ssejhill 10 months ago
Sounds like she has an interest in becoming a politician.
Elisabunny 10 months ago
So she wants to get filthy rich as a “public servant”? Sounds like too may politicians to list by name, from both parties.
rossevrymn 10 months ago
I wonder of whom he is writing.
Behuva5 10 months ago
You can fool some of the people all of the time….some Republican named Lincoln…
socalvillaguy Premium Member 10 months ago
In the first panel, she sounds an awful lot like George Costanza’s invention of The Human Fund (“Money For People”).
ajnotales 10 months ago
I believe that someone already beat her to this…
ShadowMaster 10 months ago
She must be taking her clues from a certain politician I won’t name who thinks questioning anything HE says is blasphemy and treason.
wolfgang73 10 months ago
Oh, I see, she’s becoming a republican
Holden Awn 10 months ago
Danae’s after a DNC Biden internship.
mindjob 10 months ago
Rich people are always looking for a tax write-off
Boomer with a view 10 months ago
Here in Salt Lake City if you hang clothes out to dry they will be dry but dirtier than when you put them out.
KEA 10 months ago
judging by the last several years… Anything will work
diverleo 10 months ago
Make it about race. That’s always good for a few million.
christelisbetty 10 months ago
Rallies Danae, lots and lots of rallies.
Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago
Cryptocharity.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 10 months ago
Gee,I wonder who the kid is talking about.No,I don’t.
Cal L. 10 months ago
Let’s be real here; both the left and right are experts at using these tactics in some form.
lawguy05 10 months ago
Hmmm – sounds like BLM.
leemorse9777 10 months ago
Apparently I’m the only idiot in the world . Never heard of it. Latin roots ? Di meaning 2 ? Now I’m all set for Jeopardy
keenanthelibrarian 10 months ago
Organisations for years now have been telling anyone who’ll listen that The Earth is in drastic decline, and that they are the only ones who can save it; so, GIVE US LOTS OF MONEY!! Maybe Danae should join Greenpeace …
dorloo Premium Member 10 months ago
Sorry Danae. Trump has already cornered that market.
Freedom From Premium Member 10 months ago
Danae-the perfect Democrat.
EHT123 Premium Member 10 months ago
Trumpian!
PaulGoes 10 months ago
She’s ready to be in Trump’s cabinet
Zumtahk Premium Member 10 months ago
Trust the science!
eddi-TBH 10 months ago
She too cute to be a demagogue.
DanielClémenson Premium Member 10 months ago
Sounds like some Gran’ ole Party rethorics!
lindz.coop Premium Member 10 months ago
Wonder why that sounds so familiar.
Withan 10 months ago
Global Warming?
cwg 10 months ago
Sort of like Climate Change.
wordsmeet 3 months ago
Aw, that cute McCarthyist!