Herman by Jim Unger for January 16, 2024

Bolt FOR the door. And run away as fast as you can.

How about just don’t answer the doorbell, turn the TV off

Logic usually isn’t a component in tv drama or a lot of modern movies.

From the sounds of it, she has the right idea by reading a book.

“Avon” calling.

Questioning TV logic? Gasp!

Why, that dangerous practice could lead almost anywhere!

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Man, my wife would be in agreement right here, to the point where I would not be able to hear the dialogue.

Relax. It’s just your MiL.

Anybody else like to play Mystery Science Theater 3000 while watching movies at home? It can be really embarrassing if you go to the theater and forget where you are.

Is he supposed to let it in for a drink?

“Just tell the monster that we already gave at the office, dear.”

You don’t need to run faster than the 200 foot monster, you need to run faster than the other person.

Hide under the covers.

“all by herself on a dark and stormy night, she hears a strange noise coming from the basement- deciding to investigate, she starts slowly descending the creaky stairway not turning on the lights but holding a small flashlight!”are you nuts? get out of the house!!! what is WRONG with you?

Hey, if hiding under my desk at school would save me from a nuclear attack, then the door may stop the monster!

…and ya gotta love when they’re running away from the monster, dinosaur, etc., they somehow manage to run as fast if not faster and not get eaten…(well, sometimes, anyway!)

There is no reason to make the monster tear down the door if it’s gonna kill you regardless.

And that is a reality show……

First Rule of Management. “Do Something”

Baby steps…….

He might as well say the butler did it

Lets hide behind those chain saws!