Herman by Jim Unger for February 11, 2024

I can live on good bread, not healthy but I love it

So, it’s toast then?

Bread is filling

If you are going to do without, do without in a big way.

Forget the sandwich, just get the bacon and tomato.

Pass the butter.

For The Younger Crowd Here

Go to YouTube for Jack Nicholson’s character interacting with a waitress.

Hold the Chicken – Five Easy Pieces (3/8) Movie CLIP (1970) HD

Make mine a ham sandwich. Without the ham.

- Okay, I’ll make it as easy for you as I can. Give me an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast — no butter, no mayonnaise, no lettuce — and a cup of coffee.

- One Number Two, and a chicken sal san — hold the butter, the mayo, the lettuce — and a cup of coffee… Anything else?

- Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, charge me for the sandwich, and you haven’t broken any rules.

Yeah, but which “sandwich” is less expensive? Order that one.

But no tip

Jack Nicholson, is that you? LOL

A jam sandwich. Jam two slices of bread together

An oldie but a goodie.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs, if we had some eggs.

Aaaacckk!

Jack Nicholson’s dialogue in Five Easy Pieces — re: where to hold the chicken —comes to mind here….

memory-refresher:

imdb.Com/title/tt0065724/quotes/

Have a jam sandwich. Take two pieces of bread and jam them together.

…and for desert I won’t have pie."

Two slices of bread for the price of a BLT.

Beer is liquid bread.

If you’re lucky she’ll toss you a crumb.

Toast on a stick?

Well, that’s going to cost you more.

Must be something wrong with the bread to have some left.

Golden Oldie:

Customer: Let me have a cup of coffee, black, no cream.

Waitress: Sorry sir, we’re out of cream. You’ll have to take it without milk.