Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 25, 2024

Ouch!

He made a lasting impression.

but of course!

Hey, they can’t both be right!

They seem to be very flat feet.

He will eventually hurt her down to her sole.

Their offspring would be; Feggos? Legoots? Either way sounds derogatory.

Eh three little piggies want to build house with that now instead of bricks? Wolfie can no huffs and puffs it too eh.

Hey there bud “Lego” of her hand.

Ahhhhh. So it is about leg-go eh. Now me is get it.

She’s footloose and fancy free!

the Lego makes her toes curl…

Wasn’t that a nursery rhyme?

“and the foot ran away with the… little rectangular plastic block of death!”

There are painful memories of interactions with his kin folk.

At some point she will have to lego of him.

They’ll eventually get divorced due to incompatibility.

She’s just going out for a Danish.

Probably.

Maybe she likes a little pain.

She wants to build something with her life. He’s just one piece of her future.

Le’ go the Lego or you’ll be playing “footsie” before ya know it…

Natural enemies

Time to solve the mystery Holmes.

They always go the opposite direction of what parents want. One day one mis-STEP and she’ll learn the HARD way! ☺️❤️

They’ll marry and have kids who are built like a brick house.

Fine until his other girlfriend spots them on the street and shouts, “Leggo my Lego!”

Always wear comfortable foot protection in the house, except ladies, of course.

Sole Sacrifice.

She’s taking even more risks there, the browns are well known to be brittle and break unexpectedly.

Young love can be such a pain… in the foot.

they need to put their foot down…

☺

Toe-tally nailed it.

I’m sure there is some “sinister” significance to the fact that both parents are left feet. :)

Careful where you tread, mom and dad!

I actually laughed at this one, Dave. (It’s hard to make me laugh! Not because it’s you, either.)