Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 27, 2024

CONTROL – ATCHOO – DELETE.

I can think of a lot of people for which that would be a good thing.

I once overheated my brain…yes, my head felt hot, no, it wasn’t a fever.

A brain’s factory settings are even formatted. You wouldn’t even be able to talk. Funny comic, though.

probably felt his brain shift

It’s a possibility.

I have sinuses the size of Carlsbad Caverns. I thank my ancestors; they came from a cold climate. The heat exchange happens in my head and not in my lungs in cold weather. Also the cold air coming in meets the warm moist air going out in the vicinity of the sinuses causing a small rainshower that results in a post nasal drip and a runny nose.

One of the consequences of having large sinuses is that my sneezes are measured in kilotons. I can set off a car alarm at 50 paces. I have to lower the car window while driving to keep from blowing out the windscreen. People call the local air base to complain about the sonic boom.

Another side effect of big sinuses is that when combined with the large tidal capacity of my lungs, my snores are also epic. They are picked up on the seismograph at the university on the other side of town.

A medical journal recently reported that a man tried to suppress a sneeze and popped a hole in his trachea.

My dear aunt had a horrible experience. Her nose was so big that she rolled over in bed once and her nose went into her ear and she sneezed and blew her brains out.

According to WGN radio, if you fart and sneeze at the same time your body takes a screen shot.

Now, let’s think about this for a minute or two. I, for one, would be thrilled to get all those sectors (memory cells) back. Most of the ones I have are either are already in use or damaged, with very few good ones left for more memories.

after sneezing hard every muscle in my body aches

No, that’s just your nose… so they’re olfactory settings.