There was a system programmer at one place I worked who, when us lowly application programmers complained that the system was running slow, would say “Yep, it’s running slower than pig snot in February!”.
I’ve work at McMurdo Station, Antarctica and I know for a fact their is no joy unfrozen SNOT! Especially when I sneezed into the face protection for the cold. The freeze is instantaneous and uncomfortable.
I’m in Wanda’s camp. I don’t mind the cold of winter, but I’m long past the age where snow holds any joy for me. Just stuff that I have to clear off the car and worry about slipping on.
allen@home 10 months ago
Hammie you’re one strange kid. I can’t see where frozen snot would be that joyful.
Ratkin Premium Member 10 months ago
Terrific 49er game played in 70 degree weather. On to the SuperBowl.
sirbadger 10 months ago
When insects don’t die, Wanda will wish for snow.
Yakety Sax 10 months ago
Wanda, hand him two ice cubes and tell him to make his own!
BenGMan 10 months ago
Gross.
iggyman 10 months ago
Snot a thing to tell your mother, Hammie!
nosirrom 10 months ago
There was a system programmer at one place I worked who, when us lowly application programmers complained that the system was running slow, would say “Yep, it’s running slower than pig snot in February!”.
bigger Nate 10 months ago
Or your tongue stuck to the schoolyard flag pole,
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 10 months ago
So far so good. 8" of rain this month, if that had been snow it could have been up to 80", no THANKS!!
KageKat 10 months ago
Ow ow ow, I’m imagining frozen snot and I don’t like it one bit!
tremaine53 10 months ago
Saying that things ‘stink’, and craving frozen snot? No doubt about it, Hammie is as the Nasal Stage of development.
CastletonSnob 10 months ago
This is a rerun, just FYI.
mourdac Premium Member 10 months ago
It’s highly overrated.
Just-me 10 months ago
I much prefer sunny and mild to frigid cold.
ctolson 10 months ago
Trust me Hammie, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. Nor is frost accumulation on your beard and mustache.
elbow macaroni 10 months ago
Said no kid, ever.
ladykat 10 months ago
Wanda’s heart bleeds.
shaodyn 10 months ago
It’s not as fun as you might think, Hammie. Trust me on this, I speak from experience.
calliarcale 10 months ago
We’re missing out on the frozen snot here in Minnesota too. Record highs in the forecast. We could hit 50 before February. Shameful! :-P
J-Yoshi64 10 months ago
Where do they live?
philwinn 10 months ago
Funny
John Jorgensen 10 months ago
I did love good frigid winter weather as a kid. The less so the older I get.
Daltongang Premium Member 10 months ago
What’s even more disappointing Hammie, you will never know the joy of freezing yourself to a bush when you pee on it in sub-zero weather.
Old Time Tales 10 months ago
Frozen snot is over-rated.
ajakimber425 10 months ago
Ewww!
IndyW 10 months ago
If Hammie had to feed livestock in sub zero weather, he would have a much different perspective.
EMGULS79 10 months ago
You haven’t lived until you’ve gone running in a -25F windchill with your goggles steaming up and your scarf frozen solid in the shape of your lips.
ceharr Premium Member 10 months ago
I’ve work at McMurdo Station, Antarctica and I know for a fact their is no joy unfrozen SNOT! Especially when I sneezed into the face protection for the cold. The freeze is instantaneous and uncomfortable.
Camiyami Premium Member 10 months ago
Where do they live anyway? Anyone know? They have a tiled roof so I am assuming AZ, CA, NV?
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 10 months ago
Frozen sinuses, now there’s a completely different topic. ◑﹏◐
kathleenhicks62 10 months ago
I don’t think snot freezes- – -
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 10 months ago
Chicago and Buffalo,NY long for “sunny and mild”
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 10 months ago
Snot as much joy as one might think.
Natarose 10 months ago
Trust me Hammie, it ain’t all it’s cracked up to be
raybarb44 10 months ago
It’s overrated…..
The Quiet One 10 months ago
It’s probably just as well Hammie, you would only stick your tongue on a light pole.
RandomLantern445 10 months ago
Why running reruns?
j_m_kuehl 10 months ago
wait for it, wait for it, . . . Mother natures other show is about to drop
Dgwphotos 10 months ago
Kid, you may think you want that, but you REALLY don’t.
Bill The Nuke 10 months ago
Been there (-43 degrees), done that, frozen snot is not pleasant. Neither was the frozen mustache.
paullp Premium Member 10 months ago
I’m in Wanda’s camp. I don’t mind the cold of winter, but I’m long past the age where snow holds any joy for me. Just stuff that I have to clear off the car and worry about slipping on.
Ceeg22 Premium Member 10 months ago
No, the rest of the country is not having a “real winter”
shaodyn 3 months ago
Frozen snot isn’t as fun as you think, Ham. Trust me.