There was a system programmer at one place I worked who, when us lowly application programmers complained that the system was running slow, would say “Yep, it’s running slower than pig snot in February!”.
I’ve work at McMurdo Station, Antarctica and I know for a fact their is no joy unfrozen SNOT! Especially when I sneezed into the face protection for the cold. The freeze is instantaneous and uncomfortable.
I’m in Wanda’s camp. I don’t mind the cold of winter, but I’m long past the age where snow holds any joy for me. Just stuff that I have to clear off the car and worry about slipping on.
allen@home 9 months ago
Hammie you’re one strange kid. I can’t see where frozen snot would be that joyful.
Ratkin Premium Member 9 months ago
Terrific 49er game played in 70 degree weather. On to the SuperBowl.
sirbadger 9 months ago
When insects don’t die, Wanda will wish for snow.
Yakety Sax 9 months ago
Wanda, hand him two ice cubes and tell him to make his own!
BenGMan 9 months ago
Gross.
iggyman 9 months ago
Snot a thing to tell your mother, Hammie!
nosirrom 9 months ago
There was a system programmer at one place I worked who, when us lowly application programmers complained that the system was running slow, would say “Yep, it’s running slower than pig snot in February!”.
bigger Nate 9 months ago
Or your tongue stuck to the schoolyard flag pole,
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 9 months ago
So far so good. 8" of rain this month, if that had been snow it could have been up to 80", no THANKS!!
KageKat 9 months ago
Ow ow ow, I’m imagining frozen snot and I don’t like it one bit!
tremaine53 9 months ago
Saying that things ‘stink’, and craving frozen snot? No doubt about it, Hammie is as the Nasal Stage of development.
CastletonSnob 9 months ago
This is a rerun, just FYI.
mourdac Premium Member 9 months ago
It’s highly overrated.
Just-me 9 months ago
I much prefer sunny and mild to frigid cold.
ctolson 9 months ago
Trust me Hammie, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. Nor is frost accumulation on your beard and mustache.
elbow macaroni 9 months ago
Said no kid, ever.
ladykat 9 months ago
Wanda’s heart bleeds.
shaodyn 9 months ago
It’s not as fun as you might think, Hammie. Trust me on this, I speak from experience.
calliarcale 9 months ago
We’re missing out on the frozen snot here in Minnesota too. Record highs in the forecast. We could hit 50 before February. Shameful! :-P
J-Yoshi64 9 months ago
Where do they live?
philwinn 9 months ago
Funny
John Jorgensen 9 months ago
I did love good frigid winter weather as a kid. The less so the older I get.
Daltongang Premium Member 9 months ago
What’s even more disappointing Hammie, you will never know the joy of freezing yourself to a bush when you pee on it in sub-zero weather.
Old Time Tales 9 months ago
Frozen snot is over-rated.
ajakimber425 9 months ago
Ewww!
IndyW 9 months ago
If Hammie had to feed livestock in sub zero weather, he would have a much different perspective.
EMGULS79 9 months ago
You haven’t lived until you’ve gone running in a -25F windchill with your goggles steaming up and your scarf frozen solid in the shape of your lips.
ceharr Premium Member 9 months ago
I’ve work at McMurdo Station, Antarctica and I know for a fact their is no joy unfrozen SNOT! Especially when I sneezed into the face protection for the cold. The freeze is instantaneous and uncomfortable.
Camiyami Premium Member 9 months ago
Where do they live anyway? Anyone know? They have a tiled roof so I am assuming AZ, CA, NV?
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 9 months ago
Frozen sinuses, now there’s a completely different topic. ◑﹏◐
kathleenhicks62 9 months ago
I don’t think snot freezes- – -
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 9 months ago
Chicago and Buffalo,NY long for “sunny and mild”
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 9 months ago
Snot as much joy as one might think.
Natarose 9 months ago
Trust me Hammie, it ain’t all it’s cracked up to be
raybarb44 9 months ago
It’s overrated…..
The Quiet One 9 months ago
It’s probably just as well Hammie, you would only stick your tongue on a light pole.
RandomLantern445 9 months ago
Why running reruns?
j_m_kuehl 9 months ago
wait for it, wait for it, . . . Mother natures other show is about to drop
Dgwphotos 9 months ago
Kid, you may think you want that, but you REALLY don’t.
Bill The Nuke 9 months ago
Been there (-43 degrees), done that, frozen snot is not pleasant. Neither was the frozen mustache.
paullp Premium Member 9 months ago
I’m in Wanda’s camp. I don’t mind the cold of winter, but I’m long past the age where snow holds any joy for me. Just stuff that I have to clear off the car and worry about slipping on.
Ceeg22 Premium Member 9 months ago
No, the rest of the country is not having a “real winter”
shaodyn 2 months ago
Frozen snot isn’t as fun as you think, Ham. Trust me.