That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 19, 2024

The hotel had a strange wake up service.

/// The seer leers like a person demented,

as she renders him zonked, but contented.

Rolled-up herbs, (the tip glows),

smoke just under his nose.

Could this be how the joint was invented?

Because of this incident. Kevin was never the same after his head injury.

Sarah’s little practical joke ended in tragedy because she didn’t know that that Jimsonweed was not the same thing as Marijuana

shhh, let’s put his hand in warm water!

“I’m just going to put this booger on his finger, as a joke. It’s my revenge, for when he loosened the lid on the salt shaker”.

GHB isn’t just for women.

His long nose hairs had always bothered her. Well, she had finally figured a quick way to get rid of those suckers!

“Sleeper Awakened by a Young Woman with Fire” – He woke up quickly, but it was too late…his mustache was gone.

Giselda was about to learn the age old adage… “You can’t pick your family, but you can pick your friends. You can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.”

Fall asleep on my date will you! Time to have fun with boogers.

Pick Nose!

Corina always wanted to smoke first, while Johnny preferred after “relations”, so he just skipped it all and feigned sleep.

You go, girl.

Exactly what’s going on here/

To this viewer is not very clear../

Her mysterious leer/

Suggests something is queer../

Or has he merely had too much beer?

Van Régnier sees fit to depict/

A victim – one cruelly tricked/

He’ll awake to discover/

The loss of his “lover”/

And his pockets quite thoroughly picked…

Her trick had worked: With her earplugs, his boring stories had put him to sleep before her. Now, to have a little fun with a permanent marker.

Woman wicking her dip.

If you play your cards right, this isn’t the only little wick I’ll light. (Come on baby, light my fire.)

He brought extra wine to make sure communion worked. He smelled the incense, jumped up, and soloed the last hymn before the padre was done with the sermon.

Plastic surgeons are the only people that actually . . .

encourage you to pick your nose.

Before the advent of modern tools and procedures, the analysis of the microbiome of the nasal passages required the patient to be sedated and the “professional” to compare samples taken from both doctor and patient.

Sleeper Awakened by a Young Woman with Fire: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:1620s oil on canvas paintings" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Régnier, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using the Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox browsers, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this early 1620s painting. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3255 (January 19, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. Only work by him used here so far.

“She was a gypsy wo-munnnn..”

“Love Potion Number Nine…”

Suzy was ready to apply the “wet willie” so Hubert would wake up.

“Sleeping man awakened by a young woman with fire,” ca. 1620

Thanks for clarification. I thought she was placing a ring on his finger without his consent.

She insisted on having joint custody.

Monday:

Since we taught the women to read/

We can’t seem to get them to breed:/

They pay little heed/

To what God has decreed:/

Seems like everything’s going to seed …