Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for February 05, 2024

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    wherescrankshaft  11 months ago

    Where’s Crankshaft?

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    billsplut  11 months ago

    “And if it doesn’t scan—it must be FREE!” You know these are the “witticisms” Tom throws at every retail worker he sees. Then he laffs, supplying his own laugh track so that all the other customers know how funny he is! TB, I worked 45 years in retail. You have never in your life seen a smile that wasn’t forced.

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    Bill Thompson  11 months ago

    “Silver Age,” Indiana Jones says. “Why does it have to be Silver Age?”

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    J.J. O'Malley  11 months ago

    Hot dog! A week of Dinkle and the OMEA, followed by a week of DeadSkunkHead John at Komix Korner? And then next week Jfff and his grandson (or is that his inner child avatar?) can go downstairs to Montoni’s and see his future son-in-law, Mopey Pete! Boy, the folks who come to this page to read the exploits of Ed Crankshaft must be ecstatic!

    Also, yes, Jfff, you’re John’s first customer of the day…too bad it’s 4:50 in the afternoon. Maybe there’d be more business if he wasn’t trying to push a two-year-old “Death of the Justice League” comic like it’s a new release.

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    Bill Thompson  11 months ago

    There’s Jff with his grandchild, I guess. Just remember, Jff, when you’re growing up you can’t properly appreciate Silver Age comics and “The Phantom Empire” unless you’ve endured a nasty childhood trauma!

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    billsplut  11 months ago

    C’mon, Silver-Aged Fatuous Dweeb, is this the child who’s a different age every time we see him, or Jeff’s Inner Bad Seed that comes from his mildewed walnut of a brain? How many omnibuses can this one haul?

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    Gent  11 months ago

    Komix Korner eh. Me had feeling we be seeing Komix Korner sooner or later.

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    French Persons' Celebration of Peeved Harry Dinkle Premium Member 11 months ago

    Is this where Jfff whines about his mother forcing him to throw away all his silver age comic books?

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    The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago

    Isn’t everyone a senior at the local comic shop?

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    sueb1863  11 months ago

    “Hahaha. Get out or I’ll call the cops.”

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    grozar  11 months ago

    Nice head there, sport! Steal it from a graveyard?

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    puddleglum1066  11 months ago

    In panel one, the Homunculus looks like he’s scoping the place out to see what he’s going to break (and in what order he’s going to break things). Go for it, kid!

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    Out of the Past  11 months ago

    Oh crap

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    rockyridge1977  11 months ago

    That owner has been around Crank to gather that comment!

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    Foob  11 months ago

    Boy, that Tommy Batiuk is one ‘with-it’ dude and is on the cutting edge of pop culture. Who else has heard of this new thing called ‘Yelp’.

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    elbow macaroni  11 months ago

    Where’s Crankshaft?

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  11 months ago

    That shop paid ME $10.00 to take HECKLER #1 off their hands

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 11 months ago

    Boring…Where’s Crankshaft…….

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    steven r. Premium Member 11 months ago

    Oh good grief, are we back to comic books again?

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    tcayer  11 months ago

    Here we are, still in Funky world.

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    lemonbaskt  11 months ago

    theres no way this can be a week long story

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    mousefumanchu Premium Member 11 months ago

    Geeze people, go back to bed

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    be ware of eve hill  11 months ago

    Welcome to more of Force-fed Funky Winkerbean. Featuring John ‘Dead Skunkhead’ Howard and the Komix Korner. A story arc demanded by absolutely no one.

    Ed Crankshaft, please come home. All is forgiven.

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    be ware of eve hill  11 months ago

    Why am I not surprised no one is inquiring, “Where’s Crazy Harry?”

    Doesn’t he work at the Komix Korner anymore?

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    wildlandwaters  11 months ago

    When my wife and I were in our mid 50’s, my wife was asked if she qualified for the senior discount, and on that very same day I was purchasing a 6 pack of beer…and got carded!!…she was not very happy…(and now I’m in my late 60’s and still got carded last summer…must be all the vitamins and protein shakes!)

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 11 months ago

    What an a** hole. Go buy at Amazon

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    Prince George XXXV  11 months ago

    This is a rough couple of weeks for Cranky Winkshaft. Brilliant snark has been a vigorous antidote to the annoying characters.

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    French Persons' Celebration of Peeved Harry Dinkle Premium Member 11 months ago

    Jfff has got the Howdy-Dooty Kid with him, I see.

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    dputhoff62  11 months ago

    Ahh Dead Skunkhead John Howard (unless Batiuk change the character’s last name recently) and Jfff Murdoch—two manchildren. Where’s the other one, Crazy Harry?

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    Mopman  11 months ago

    Hard to tell how old Mitch is this time. He might be 2, he might be 10. Maybe we’ll get a better idea tomorrow.

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    Surly Squirrel Premium Member 11 months ago

    I often confuse Skyler and Mitch. Their mothers highly resemble one another, so why shouldn’t their offspring? That’s Mitch with Jff, right?

    I wonder what merchandise the “businessman” will give away for free this time.

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    Jacob Mattingly   11 months ago

    Okay we already had pete being smug about the comics industry I don’t need a reup on the dosage of “Tom Bautik hates an industry he no longer undrestands”

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    WilliamVollmer  11 months ago

    One 2024 edition Stan Lee memorial No Prize coming up.

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