I hate both. Escalators, I just have an irrational fear of. Elevators, I’m scared I’ll get trapped. Plus they almost always jolt at the start or end, and sometimes move so fast they make it so I can feel my organs shifting. I’d rather just use stairs.
Imagine 11 months ago
Uplifting humor.
Alyssa the Great 11 months ago
I hate both. Escalators, I just have an irrational fear of. Elevators, I’m scared I’ll get trapped. Plus they almost always jolt at the start or end, and sometimes move so fast they make it so I can feel my organs shifting. I’d rather just use stairs.
markkahler52 11 months ago
BOTH of you in there, NOW!!
oakie817 11 months ago
don’t know if i’m upbeat now, or feeling down
Lotus 11 months ago
And throw away the key. I think this one will leave a scar.
jschumaker 11 months ago
Who’s the little squirrel?
P51Strega 11 months ago
Ah, elevators & escalators, there are so many stories.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 11 months ago
Wow you had to lower yourself with that comment
khcm1157 11 months ago
When they head Down, why aren’t they ‘Descalators’?
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 11 months ago
Eightball was just trying to get a rise out of Weenus.
davewhamond creator 11 months ago
Is that my Ralph the Squirrel in the PUN-itentary? Wow. What an honor! Thank you, Jonathan!
B UTTONS 11 months ago
Ever wonder why Weenus takes longer to reach the top?
He uses the switchbacks.
T... 11 months ago
How did Bleep escape from “Close To Home”, better tell John…
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
It’s a process rising to the occasion! One step at a time!
asrialfeeple 11 months ago
It has it’s ups and downs.
patlaborvi 11 months ago
Now that I have mobility issues and get around mostly by wheelchair I’ll take the elevator every time.
patelsa 11 months ago
Love Mr. Wiggly peeping from the mousehole :-)