Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 26, 2024

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    eromlig  8 months ago

    “No, but my talking squirrel has.”

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    blunebottle  8 months ago

    It was a three-eyed, three-horned flying purple…no, that isn’t going to work.

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    Imagine  8 months ago

    Just the usual ones.

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    The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago

    Maybe a little excessive drooling.

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    Gent  8 months ago

    Naah. No side effects. Me is only see aliens. HEEELLLPPPPP!

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    pat sandy creator 8 months ago

    now THAT’S a side effect!

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    backyardcowboy  8 months ago

    As seen on “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”

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    walstib Premium Member 8 months ago

    As depicted in Revelations.

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    nancyb creator 8 months ago

    None, Doctor. You’re looking well, too!

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    Dobie  Premium Member 8 months ago

    Looks like you had a little work done, Doc… a little sump’n here a little sump’n there!

    Lookin’ good! Yeesh!

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    Munch  8 months ago

    Good hallucinogens doc.

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    Yes.

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    Kaputnik  8 months ago

    Not really, but didn’t you have five eyes before?

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    Rich_Pa  8 months ago

    He’ll plant your feet back on the ground. He flies so high, he swoops so low, Timothy Leary.He’ll fly his astral plane. He’ll take you trips around the bay. He’ll bring you back the same day,Timothy Leary.

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    22Wu33/es Premium Member 8 months ago

    Just the overtight necktie

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    No I haven’t but it seems you’ve been partaking of the med in your spare time….aaaaaacckk!

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    Howard'sMyHero  8 months ago

    You mean from this list of side effects you gave me?

    ALL of the above …!

    ( cough )

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    The Tooninator creator 8 months ago

    I had a doctor like that once

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    Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago

    Weird how?

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 8 months ago

    “Now the rainman gave me two cures;

    Then he said, ‘Jump right in.’

    The one was Texas medicine;

    The other was just railroad gin.

    And like a fool I mixed them,

    And it strangled up my mind,

    And now people just get uglier,

    And I have no sense of time.

    Oh, Mama, can this really be the end,

    To be stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again?"

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    dv  8 months ago

    Must be what that kid in resident alien is taking

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    ChazNCenTex  8 months ago

    Get a second opinion.

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    cactusbob333  8 months ago

    Shrek has become a doctor.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    That’s a bit of an over"reaction".

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    mistercatworks  8 months ago

    “Doc, how long have you been taking them?”

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    zeexenon  8 months ago

    What the heck is the top eye looking at?

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    christelisbetty  8 months ago

    Whatever it is,looks like Ralph’s been sampling it too.

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    unfair.de  8 months ago

    “No, I feel fine – but you seem to have sprouted a third horn?”

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    ars731  8 months ago

    Earlier: check out this halloween mask I got, going to wear it to screw with my patents

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 8 months ago

    Not at all, Dr. Kang, I mean, … Kane.

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    chireef  8 months ago

    no, in fact everything is starting to look normal again

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    wildlandwaters  8 months ago

    What…I don’t get it… looks fine to me……

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