Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 28, 2024

Both of them.

Apparently it got Ralph already.

Now it’s going after the mouse.

Tech support is monitoring the situation, please stand by.

CTL-ALT-DEL… ESCAPE!

Have you tried unplugging it?

reboot!

Monitors eat mice? Who knew?

If your Monitor isn’t big enough for your needs,

I suggest getting a Komodo Dragon.

The keyboard is next.

Wow – you managed to get through to tech support !!! That can sometimes take an age

No, I don’t think I can turn it off and on again.

Yeah, it seems hes not following commands….

Sorry, monitors are a different department, stand by and I will transfer you.

“Uh-huh, okay. Can you tell me what display you’re seeing?”

What a dummy, he can’t use that to do hydraulic mining

“Just calm down and stay merry, Mac.”

That’s one BAD gremlin ya got there …!

I’ve always thought that was a weird name for a lizard!

Be careful, that lizard bytes.

“… I ordered a Gila Monster.”

We’ll send our Specialist Liz right over. Is Thursday-Weel OK?

Help Wanted Ad in Sunday’s paper. Full time pet sitter, M-F 9 to 5 for 10 bearded dragons, 1 cat, and 1 crab.

That’s quite the gizzard, there…

You’re a lizard, HP!