Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 01, 2024

While you’re out there you may want to get off the beaten track, break the mold, seize the opportunity, be in front of the pack and push the envelope.

Box wasn’t available.

My cat also thinks outside the box sometimes.

This reminds me of a joke about paper. The punchline is tearable.

punchlines are scarce today…

He’s afraid of getting punched if he does.

Put your nose to the grindstone, your shoulder to the wheel, and keep your feet on the ground. (Now try to work in that position.)

I always wondered about that corporate buzz phrase. Does it mean, while you’re inside the box, think like you’re outside?

Or, while you’re inside the box, just go outside to think… because you’re disturbing other people in the box?

No punch line today.

Cats think INSIDE the box.

She’s got a point.

I’ve been hearing “The End is Near” for 80 years….it’s sure taking its time….LOL

That should be either ‘really quick’ or ‘real quickly’.

Signed

Frustrated Grammar Nazi (we stay IN the box).

Hopefully the end of this comic strip isn’t near.

Could Schrodinger’s cat think outside the box?

That’s funny because I like to lick it.

There’s always another box. You just can’t see the walls.

FIRST BASE!

You can’t use a pitchfork to unload a truckload of bowling balls…!

( why the long face? )

I wonder who the first guy to hoist a “The End Is Near” sign was.

When I can’t think of a punchline I use an open hand slap line.

Well, look what that 5-standard-deviation concept did to our economy.

Dave…have you ever thought about getting a reality checkup???