Herman by Jim Unger for February 19, 2024

No, but I have 2 wooden sticks and 3 buckets that you can use as drums.

Birthday greetings to be sung to the tune of “Beer Barrel Polka.” The Ginger Ale Cocktail Music option was too expensive, as was the Lawrence Welk Bubbly Champagne repertoire.

lmao ..

No piano, just beer.

We can borrow a piano from that Schroeder kid, and there’s a beagle in the neighbourhood that knows where to get root beer.

hey, its Billy Joel!

Sing us a song piano man

Billy Joel, he isn’t.

Now that’s hilarious. Excellent comic today. Right off the best of the 30’s and 40’s movie comedy scripts : ) : )

It’s probably not even his birthday.

The beers first, if you please.

All he can sing is “99 bottles of beer on the wall”

From the looks of things I’m guessing he’s all out of beer at the moment…

A new scam artist just got to town.

Just a big stomach and a hairy chest!

There’s something fishy about you. I bet you’re really a piano tuna.

Just this lite beer.

Guy needs to go the way of the telegram girl in _Clue_…

The singing Telegram girl: Da da da da da da! I, am, your singing telegram bang

Expect high quality.