Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for March 09, 2024

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    billsplut  8 months ago

    “Just don’t give anybody a punchline. We’ve gone all week without one.”

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    Bill Thompson  8 months ago

    Back in her day, when she tried to get an education Socrates told her to get lost.

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    top cat james  8 months ago

    “…You know, the one-room schoolhouse with Miss Crabtree? I used to be a Little Rascal—-Now I just ride one.”

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    Gent  8 months ago

    Geez some lousy unkempt clinic that is with all those cob webs on wall.

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    Jhony-Yermo  8 months ago

    Tom and Dan. Thanks for another strip I enjoyed. I read everyday and I always will. BTW I always ask for the Email AND the HARD-COPY I bet lots of us +70 folk do also.

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    And then I go home and write the appointment on my calendar and in my day planner.

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    tcayer  8 months ago

    I put it in my calendar while I’m standing there. No card please.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member 8 months ago

    What, she doesn’t also want an E-mail reminder?

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 8 months ago

    She may never get to see the doctor….if there is one!

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    Irish53  8 months ago

    P 3 receptionist thought bubble: “… I don’t really care, lady…”

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    lemonbaskt  8 months ago

    maybe Lillian can learn to make savory baked goods instead of rum balls a retired marine just moved in down the block

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    Bill Thompson  8 months ago

    If this story continues for a second week, the excitement will reach a level so low that Rex Morgan will appear.

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    rickmac1937 Premium Member 8 months ago

    Makes 2 of us

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    mousefumanchu Premium Member 8 months ago

    She’s walking and talking, so it’s probably just ANOTHER Doctors apt. You spend your life in waiting rooms.

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    stern Premium Member 8 months ago

    My wife and I do it that way exactly. Love it.

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    Mopman  8 months ago

    Oh man, the modern world, am I right? Hilarious stuff.

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    Cabbage Jack  8 months ago

    I guess this week’s “punchline” is that Lillian either hates or likes technology depending on the “joke” Batty thought up?

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    Surly Squirrel Premium Member 8 months ago

    The receptionist appears to be biting her lip pretty hard in that third panel. I wonder what she wants to say to Lillian.

    Receptionist: “Is that a dead chicken on your head? Bawk Bawk!”

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    WilliamVollmer  8 months ago

    Is Liz practicing “belt and suspenders”?

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    gappleton47  8 months ago

    It’s a comic, get a life

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    CsRoberto2854  8 months ago

    Chien: I’m not gonna repeat myself, Ms. McKenzie. You’re miles worse than the racist fat bästard that drove me to middle school.

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    be ware of eve hill  8 months ago

    Take two: Who would have thought there are Lillian fans out there. Inconceivable!

    Dear God. I never thought I’d miss Batton Thomas. Can we please end the current story arc ASAP? Who the hell enjoys reading story arcs featuring this buzzard-faced assassin of joy?

    Lillian equals B.O.R.I.N.G.

    #RememberLucy

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    rockyridge1977  8 months ago

    Always blame it on school!

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    eced52  8 months ago

    Lot of work for an annual check-up.

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    rgcviper  8 months ago

    Then and now—not a bad combo! This one made me smile.

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