Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 30, 2024

…..and the waitress.

Couple of restaurants in Seattle did that to me though I ordered the food but it never came!

Waiting 29 minutes?

Shoe calls that shoe leather food?

Ordered Eggs Benedict at a diner and they served it to me on a hubcap.

There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What diner meal is dangerous for vampires?

Stake and eggs (sunny side up, of course)

Due to the current economic climate, our Diner menu for Profiteroles was renamed to..

..Deficiteroles

I went into a diner the other day and said to the waitress, “I’ll have a rubber band sandwich”.

“And make it snappy.”

I ordered a multi-meat sandwich at a diner that only had one meat.

What a bunch of Balogne,

I went to German diner the other day…..

It was the wurst.

I ordered a coffee at the local diner and though it tasted like mud.

Turns out it was fresh ground.

When you’re hungry enough, you’ll eat anything.

Hey Roz, could you take my knife back and replace it with a saw so that I can cut this meat?

After placing your order, you have to wait another 30 minutes. When you ask for the check, it takes 5 minutes to arrive.

Olive Garden is the only place we left because we didn’t get any service, at a time when there were more servers than customers.

This is why I like buffets better. You pay and eat, and eat, and eat….

Really, Shoe, saying thing like that will not ‘endear’ you to Roz ! ! ! !

Roz’s cooking is a real tongue depressor.

Someone has to shut up, if doesn’t want to be part of menu.

and the portions are so small

That Roz cooking sure is the WURST!!! And not talkin’ about liver!

If the food is so bad at Roz’s, why not fly to somewhere else to eat???

ba dum tss

I like my steaks well done. Not crunchy.

Restaraunt service has three options; fast service, cheap prices, or good food. A bad restaurant will have one, a good restaurant will have two. No restaurant will ever have all three.

funny, cuz I was gonna say, “getting your order filled”??

Considering that the evidence for Shoe’s comment is right there on his fork, Roz has no right to be glaring. Blushing, yes.

Then why are you eating there?