Herman by Jim Unger for March 21, 2024

Well you obviously learned to listen, as your left arm is still intact.

Hey buddy, you should have gotten the hint when she said:

“Come over here and we’ll talk about it, Lefty.”

She’s now in prison, I hope.

She’ll be separating you from your wallet next.

And that’s just the first joint.

they went to another bar and broke his finger

Only do this kind of request over a phone. Much safer. :P

Looks like the shoulder separation was a success.

And the judge will still give her the house, car and half his income in the divorce settlement.

He’s lucky she didn’t try to give him lead poisoning.

She’s brutal!

Good one!

Is that the same Judge who slammed Trump with atrocious fine……?

“I can be separated by you just the way we promised: ‘till death do us part.’”

I don’t think she handled the news very well.

It’s funny because it’s a woman committing violence against a man!

Good thing he didn’t call for bilateral disarmament.

She took it like a man – Confederate Railroad