Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 12, 2024

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    codycab  6 months ago

    I don’t know why Mom would ask that. By now, Calvin constantly shouting and trying desperately to hide something is pretty normal.

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    dadthedawg Premium Member 6 months ago

    That’s the guiltiest you’ve ever looked. What’s up?…..

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    Spacehog  6 months ago

    Calvin could eat anything with his mouth wide open like that in the last panel

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    rklynch  6 months ago

    So much for being inconspicuous.

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    Panufo  6 months ago

    I believe him…

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    C  6 months ago

    Nothing to see here, Mum’s the word

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    Robin Harwood  6 months ago

    That’s it, Calvin. Play it cool.

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    sirbadger  6 months ago

    He could peanut butter and jelly on the window.

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    snsurone76  6 months ago

    Last week, Mom correctly guessed that Calvin was getting into trouble. You’d think her first question would be, “OK—what have you done NOW??”

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Car somehow got into the ditch across the road, Calvin and Hobbes are going on a hike.

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    ʲᔆ  6 months ago

    ok, move it along – nuttin to see here, Mom

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    enigmamz  6 months ago

    No chill at all.

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    maureenmck Premium Member 6 months ago

    Smooth, Calvin … very smooth.

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    The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago

    Nothing is the matter more than usual.

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    saylorgirl  6 months ago

    Calvin’s panic really made me feel like I’m in his shoes.

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    markkahler52  6 months ago

    If Calvin were to have kept his mouth shut, no one would have ever suspected him…

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    BJDucer  6 months ago

    I’m guessing poker is not Calvin’s game…

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  6 months ago

    Telltale Heart.

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    tremaine53  6 months ago

    Not sure if this term is still in the lexicon, but back in the 60’s, we would have advised Calvin to “maintain”.

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    Squoop  6 months ago

    Haha he’s so screwed.

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    SquidGamerGal  6 months ago

    Forget it, kid. She knows! You might as well fess up and beg for mercy, even though you won’t get any.

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    mindjob  6 months ago

    Mom should give him a couple of tranquilizers

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    GreenGiant  6 months ago

    Miles Davis he’s not

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    Seems Cal’s experiencing ‘just a touch’ of tension.

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    guenette.charlie(BozoKnows)  6 months ago

    Subtlety is NOT Calvin’s strong suit.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    Calvin, you couldn’t look guiltier if you tried!

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    g04922  6 months ago

    How can someone so conniving act so guilty? Now, Mom’s radar is going off.

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    newmann  6 months ago

    Guilty Calvin + Funny face expressions = 9/10 Strip

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 6 months ago

    Aha! The thot plickens!

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    InuYugiHakusho  6 months ago

    Well, Calvin’s not acting suspicious…

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    OutOfHere  6 months ago

    I think Calvin is getting ready to ‘flee the scene’ as soon as he packs his clothes and makes the sandwiches.

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    waynemadison  6 months ago

    Calvin’s face throughout this story arc just cracks me up!

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    Zoomer&Yeti  6 months ago

    “And I checked for you, Mom. The car is fine in the garage.

    It’s not in a ditch across the street, THAT’S FOR SURE!"

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    Calvins Brother  6 months ago

    “Hi, I’m home! I’m fine! Everything’s fine! I’m going to bed now!”

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    wiley207  6 months ago

    I love how oddly specific Calvin is being in the third panel, complete with “for example”. You know something’s wrong then!

    I like how Calvin looks like a little spazz in the last panel.

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    anomaly  6 months ago

    That’s how you do it. Just be calm and casual.

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    TommyEfreeti  6 months ago

    This arc reminds of a misadventure I’d with a friend back in my twenties, where my folks went away somewhere for a day or so, and so I decided to borrow the old minivan and drive us over to an area with some malls and hang out. Buddy wanted to stop and get a smoothie-like drink from a cafe-bakery on the corner….I pulled up, right over a catch basin, that had some broken shards of glass sticking upright wedged between the grate-bars…punctured the front right tire immediately. It was late in the afternoon on a Saturday or Sunday and fortunately I had, somehow, knowledge of some auto shops up the road that I went to on foot (I didn’t want to chance driving on a flat), one after the after, as some were closing, before I found one that was open that would replace the popped tire. Can’t actually remember if a tow was involved or if I did drive on the flat a few blocks to the nearest tire shop. But somehow got that all done inside of an hour, and had the vehicle back in front of their house with (so far as I know from the decade elapsed hence) no one ever wiser (maybe not even me? :P)….I certainly think about that every time I drive over any catch basins!

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    What is up my guys  6 months ago

    Look, I don’t get the point of hiding this. Moms just know stuff without you telling it, saying it, or even knowing it. She’s just like that.

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    well-i-never  6 months ago

    Where’s Hobbes? Nowhere in sight to help out “Mr. Smooth”, that’s for sure.

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    coffeeturtle  6 months ago

    LOL!!!!

    Better just come clean now

    8^)

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    maverick.kaminski  6 months ago

    I’m guessing Calvin does not grow up to play the Texas hold’em circuit.

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    Martin 78  6 months ago

    “Hobbes and I were playing in the garage, an’ I bumped into the car, an’ I heard a thunk and a grinding noise an’ it started rolling out of the garage an’ down the driveway, an’ I couldn’t stop it, an’ PLEASE DON’T KILL ME !! "

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    jericholeichner  6 months ago

    I have the complete collection. totally not flexing :)

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    KEA  6 months ago

    excellent imitation of nonchalance (not)

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    cracker65  6 months ago

    He’s dead

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    Strawberry King  6 months ago

    In the 3rd panel, it’s like he was trying to get himself busted.

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    BiathlonNut  6 months ago

    The look on Calvin’s face – priceless.

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