Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 05, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  9 months ago

    All those lemmings jumping into the ocean is probably causing the sea level to rise faster.

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    hariseldon59  9 months ago

    Glad to see Pastis recently bringing back characters that haven’t appeared much lately ( Guard Duck, Larry the Croc, the lemmings).

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    BasilBruce  9 months ago

    They’re probably jumping into the water to avoid the fires, and are counting on the flooding to bring them back to shore.

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    Wilde Bill  9 months ago

    Disney snuff film.

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    Botulism Bob  9 months ago

    Do lemmings float?

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 9 months ago

    I have to….! trump voters! Sorry

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    Cornelius Noodleman  9 months ago

    My mom says, if all your friends jumped off of a cliff…..

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    Robin Harwood  9 months ago

    Of course, none of those things are true.

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    wheaters  9 months ago

    go to and check out Natural Disasters. They’re down across the board. The world is a wonderful place to be (not the politics).

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    Croc Holliday  9 months ago

    C’mon Steph; by now everyone knows, or should know, the lemmings – cliff thing was all Disney nonsense.

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    lavender headgear  9 months ago

    The earth is boiling, resulting in disasters such as Disney flops, arson in national parks and Justin Trudeau.

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    priyansh.jeziel  9 months ago

    Which is rising faster, the sea level, OR gas prices?Remember that one is a fallacy, and the other WE can see, on a daily basis, with our own lying eyes.

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    iggyman  9 months ago

    The lemming-aid truck was too late!

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    iggyman  9 months ago

    Cliff notes?!

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    MayCauseBurns  9 months ago

    Oh it’s nothing a tax won’t fix.

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    Gent  9 months ago

    Fake news just like lemmings jumping off a cliff eh.

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    Gent  9 months ago

    Plants more trees ya steenky hoomins. Makes more green plants and all. More greenery means more oxygen and less CO2. Ain’t no rocket science. A 100% pure natural organic solution for problem.

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    Charles  9 months ago

    Nothing in this comic is true. Which is part of the joke about the lemmings.

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    Lenavid  9 months ago

    Welp! The planet’s dying, so there’s really no point in having any kind of civil society. Let’s all get together and steal yachts!

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    robcarroll1213  9 months ago

    So much for lemming aid.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 9 months ago

    It’s true. Soon, the Laurentide Glacier will be history, and the Saharan Great Lakes will be nothing but sand. And sea rise is likely to wipe out every trace of civilization around the globe.

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    IKnowIt! Premium Member 9 months ago

    This is an example of why there should be a “do no like” option for readers! I thought Pastis was smarter than to repeat these false statements.

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    kenharkins  9 months ago

    All that stuff is not true, lemmings, fires, storms, all of it.

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    The Orange Mailman  9 months ago

    Too bad we can’t get Congress to do that same reaction. Seems they just want to charge taxpayers more money.

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    Ellis97  9 months ago

    Lemmings actually don’t jump off cliffs to their deaths. That’s a common misconception.

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    ekw555  9 months ago

    I miss that late 80’s early 90’s game Lemmings.

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    russef  9 months ago

    Oh but they are part of the solution. Now all that’s needed is for lots and lots of Who Mans to jump off that cliff too.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 9 months ago

    Checking the comments just to see people denying climate change (they’re wrong) and people pointing out that lemmings don’t kill themselves (they’re right).

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    Ignatz Premium Member 9 months ago

    Just a short time ago, we spent a week with the air smelling like a campfire and you could hardly see the sun. Because of a wildfire 1000 miles away. You’d think that would have gotten people’s attention. But no. NOTHING is more important than the “right” of giant corporations to pour poison into the air we breathe. Nothing.

    And if climate change isn’t happening, we’d feel really foolish if we had cleaner air and water for nothing, wouldn’t we?

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    SkyFisher  9 months ago

    I was going to say something about climate alarmists talking to children, but that’s not appropriate.

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    uniquename  9 months ago

    Then the lemmings will be part of the precipitate.

    - Mr. Nerd

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    artegal  9 months ago

    Actually, all those environmental nut jobs who say the planet would be better off without humans now have role models to follow.

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    happyinvenice23  9 months ago

    Just Wait a minute trump and the very knowledgeable republicans have repeatedly told the world that climate change is a hoax and we have nothing to worry about!! HaHaHa!

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    Goat from PBS  9 months ago

    On the bright side, Pig, they’re no longer part of the problem.

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    ladykat  9 months ago

    Lemmings jumping into the ocean like that are mythical.

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    HOTLOTUS1  9 months ago

    should have a rescue boat there that way there would be…..lemmingsAIDE. so, so sorry

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    DaBump Premium Member 9 months ago

    Oh, sure they will. That’s the real solution that some people want — they just don’t want to set the example themselves. It’s 90% of the REST of the population we need to get rid of to save the planet.

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    mindjob  9 months ago

    EVs for everybody. That’s the solution, so they tell us

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    Spacetech  9 months ago

    A Death Worst Than Fake…

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    aerotica69  9 months ago

    I used to love playing Lemmings on the old Acer PC. And Jill of the Jungle, Cosmo, Crystal Caves…… I mean Candy Crush is nice and all, but there was something mesmeric about those little lemmings marching across the screen.

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    DarkHorseSki  9 months ago

    I just wish that is what lemmings actually did… political lemmings anyhow!

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    KeithRoman  9 months ago

    I suppose the problems were all solved that way in their little perspective. . . .

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    markkahler52  9 months ago

    Have the elephants join you and splash those wildfires dry

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    gregcomn  9 months ago

    Their somersault ability is impressive!

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    ElwoodP  9 months ago

    ALL the items spouted by Pig are media and elitist drivel. We have problems but until we actually recognize them things will keep on getting worse. Problem: Long ago I could get 6 tacos at In-A-Tub on North Oak Trafficway for $1.50…now tacos are $3.00 each almost everywhere. Or more. A candy bar was either $0.05 or $0.10. NOW: gads…$2.50 plus. I blame it all on going off the gold standard and mysterious noises off the coast of New Jersey.

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    old_geek  9 months ago

    Lemmings need to learn from alarmists. Their method is much less fatal.

    What to do when in doubt

    Run in circles, scream and shout

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  9 months ago

    Can you hear Donald Trump’s voice yelling——

    “Go ahead, people, I’m right behind you!”

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    oish  9 months ago

    Time for some lemming meringue pie

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member 9 months ago

    every time I see this trope it makes me sad and mad at Disney

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    oakie817  9 months ago

    Lemmings do not commit suicide. However, this particular myth is based on some actual lemming behaviors. Lemmings have large population booms every three or four years. When the concentration of lemmings becomes too high in one area, a large group will set out in search of a new home. Lemmings can swim, so if they reach a water obstacle, such as a river or lake, they may try to cross it. Inevitably, a few individuals drown. But it’s hardly suicide. But the biggest reason the myth endures? Deliberate fraud. For the 1958 Disney nature film White Wilderness, filmmakers eager for dramatic footage staged a lemming death plunge, pushing dozens of lemmings off a cliff while cameras were rolling. The images—shocking at the time for what they seemed to show about the cruelty of nature and shocking now for what they actually show about the cruelty of humans—convinced several generations of moviegoers that these little rodents do, in fact, possess a bizarre instinct to destroy themselves.

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    jc  9 months ago

    Nope, pig, they are definitely part of the precipitate…

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    John Jorgensen  9 months ago

    The sad part is, the only real way to help is to die, because then you stop consuming. (And please please PLEASE opt for an eco-friendly disposal of your remains!)

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    zeexenon  9 months ago

    Science refers to it as “Stalin population control.”

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    iggyman  9 months ago

    Quit pushing back there, you will get you turn soon enough!

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    InuYugiHakusho  9 months ago

    I think those lemmings have the right idea.

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    Guybrush Threepwood  9 months ago

    (Not so) fun fact: Lemmings killing themselves is a myth caused by a Disney troupe, who pushed them off a cliff to create a documentary.

    Disney has always been THE evil, and I’m not being ironic.

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    david.reichert  9 months ago

    Well, where’s the pun in that?

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    Willywise52 Premium Member 9 months ago

    The good thing is lemmings are REALLY tasty…

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    eddi-TBH  9 months ago

    They panicked.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 9 months ago

    And it’ll get worse after the next eclipse. A natural disaster seems to always happen after an eclipse. 2017: Hurricane Harvey. 1992: Hurricane Andrew

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  9 months ago

    Then we work on adapting faster.

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    Ukko wilko  9 months ago

    Human lemmings – panic easily.

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    SFpagan  9 months ago

    So the environmental hazard dead lemmings is ……..wait I’ve never heard of dead lemmings piles on news….so could it be short cliff and same lemmings jumping off cliff ……somewhat like having to vote for greedy power hungry idiots every year ?

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    blindavocado Premium Member 9 months ago

    Hurricanes are not getting more frequent or powerful and there are more fires because of poor forest management. The climate is always changing but it is not any more dangerous than usual. He right about one thing, the lemmings are running scared

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    pokeystick  9 months ago

    There are also already millions of climate refugees throughout the world, subsistence farmers struggling against drought, etc etc etc. But who give a flack about them, they’re mostly black or brown and live closer to the equator. As long as Kansas is ok, who cares about the rest?

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    ElwoodP  9 months ago

    Lemmings are replaced by Democrats voting for Biden.

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    da_villa  8 months ago

    Yes it’s terrible that what has occurred for millions of years is happening now as well!

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    alantain  7 months ago

    At this rate, our descendents will tell stories about the Lost City of Miami.

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