Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for April 07, 2024

I’m stymied!!!

I erased all the other stuff and just left the guy in the red shirt. Hillarious!

Can’t do it without the squirrel!

1): cat empties the beer mug into the lovely plant. Then gets in the mug, looking like liquid cat.2): … I am lost. No ideas coming up.

Hey, Dave … we’re paying you big bucks to be the creative one. (Or ARE we?)

We also need a DIY script. Here’s one: Dave wakes up, drinks beer instead of coffee. Hilarity ensues.

Aren’t these all the left-overs from your April Fools panels?

We need Rube Goldberg.

Panel 1- Dave wakes up, puts on his sneaker and pours himself some coffee. Panel 2- He attaches the horn to his unicycle, grabs the guitar, the plant and paintbrush while hoping on to the cycle. The cat is sitting there with eyes scrunched in dreaded anticipation of certain disaster. Panel 3- Dave miraculously is able to keep his balance while transporting everything past the forest (okay! One tree) on the way to his favorite bar. Panel 4- Dave arrives safely at the bar, gives everything away and sits down to have a well earned beer. And what, you ask, is so “super funny” about those panels? Well, (I think) it’s hysterical I’ve spent the past 10 minutes of my life actually putting the time into coming up with something!

I can’t use everything but:

P1: Dave downs the beer.

P2: Tipsy Dave on the unicycle playing guitar accidently veers onto the cat’s tail. The cat emits a howl like a bicycle horn (speech balloon with horn).

I left it just like it was and laughed. I’m lazy. :) :)

I’ll give it a shot…

Nerrr-nerrr-na-nerrr, stomp-stomp, swish-swish, glug-glug, feed me Seymore, mmmm-a cup of methylxanthine stimulant, look-I’m on one-wheeler, your zipper’s down Dave, mmmm-pine, honk-honk, meow, the star fell off the Christmas Tree, I got nuthin’ to say!

From across the room, the alien plant pined for his true love.

Oh. I thought those were things Dave needs to fix.

Especially for those who think they could do better! LOL!

I fell off the unicycle, smashed the guitar, and spilled the beer and the coffee; the coffee burned the cat, which did something nasty in the sneaker. I’ve learned my lesson: kids, don’t try this at home. Leave it to the pros!

Sorry I don’t work on Sundays.

Great idea!

Just add a speech balloon to Dave ,“Instructions sold separately.”

I would still fail, even with the pre-drawn props. Oh well!

I don’t have much, but I’m fairly certain the cat caption would be, “do it yourself (add foul language)”.

Ride the unicycle while drinking beer, a well balanced day.

Anyone else remember the DRAW ME ads for Norman Rockwell’s Famous Artists School …? I actually submitted my drawing of the woman’s head profile. About a month later a salesman arrived at our door and told my dad that they thought his son could be an artist … dad sent him packing …!

Would it have been funnier with an accordian than a guitar?

Hey…Dave… we’re not payin’ you good money to do your work for ya!

It’s funny by itself. Besides I’m too lazy to type up a story.