Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 22, 2024

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    Zykoic  8 months ago

    Pinocchio in Fargo.

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    Sue Ellen  8 months ago

    Might be time to start wishing on that star! You might not have any strings, but you’ve still got that little wooden head!

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    Superfrog  8 months ago

    When you get in trouble and you don’t know right from wrong, give a little whistle…

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    Gent  8 months ago

    Nosey kid!

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    Imagine  8 months ago

    Don’t go feeling up the chipper.

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    admiree2  8 months ago

    He did now that he’s feeling mulch better.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 8 months ago

    What a coincidence!

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    KA7DRE Premium Member 8 months ago

    I don’t think this is going to end well !

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    wi3leong Premium Member 8 months ago

    It’s just a nightmare, like the ones about woodpeckers.

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    Farside99  8 months ago

    Now…think of what happened to the brooms in Fantasia…. How many Pinocchios do you think will pop up????

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    Doug K  8 months ago

    No lie? You’ve come to just the right place. It must be your destiny.

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    pat sandy creator 8 months ago

    Rephrase!

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    Dobie  Premium Member 8 months ago

    Aw yeah… gonna make me a buncha toothpicks!

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    Munch  8 months ago

    Yikes! Talk about The daily grind.

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    Kaputnik  8 months ago

    Reminds me of a well know murder case in our area. Look up Richard Crafts.

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    luca.debus creator 8 months ago

    Did I say “chipper”? I meant to say “totally intact as a very real boy”.

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    Wrong thing to say, Pinocchio!

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    formathe  8 months ago

    That’s the brand new Fargo 6000 chipper.

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    cactusbob333  8 months ago

    Attention all nose monkeys. Clear the nostrils immediately. It snot safe here.

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    ChazNCenTex  8 months ago

    Uh oh. Pinnochio is about to suffer an industrial accident.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    This guy’s always got a chip on his shoulder.

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    Howard'sMyHero  8 months ago

    FYI, Dave … both Peter Pan AND Pinocchio entered the public domain early this year … I Gaggled it, so it must be true! But your Disney apology is a nice touch anyway because, you know … it’s Gaggle info …!

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    zeexenon  8 months ago

    Marge Gunderson is never around when you need her … round belly and all.

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    The Tooninator creator 8 months ago

    The reminds me of that scene in Fargo!

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    wildlandwaters  8 months ago

    and he’s still smiling…so far…

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    mistercatworks  8 months ago

    The effects are really good. I can’t see the strings on the “Pendleton” puppet.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago

    Ha! No good can come from this!

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    Impkins  Premium Member 8 months ago

    RALPH!!!!!!!!!!!! Do Something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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    Draway  8 months ago

    Well, let’s not go all to pieces over this.

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    PaulGoes  8 months ago

    Hopefully, he was lying

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    CharlesBrickner1  8 months ago

    Oh, thanks for informing me. I thought it was an Acme chipper.

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    Chris Sherlock  8 months ago

    He was lying when he said that! Can’t you tell by the way his nose grew?!

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    olds_cool63  8 months ago

    In ya go, Nose-Boy!

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    DianaDoc  8 months ago

    Nooooooo…….

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    gammaguy  8 months ago

    Get thee to a monastery with that machine, fella.

    You’re supposed to chip monks!

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