Close to Home by John McPherson for April 12, 2024

Boy O Boy

some people’s dream job! that would a good job for Hugh Jass or Mike Keister…

I wonder if the who guy who does that job for Boeing sits in a seat next to a missing door in a wind tunnel. If he doesn’t get sucked out, the plane passes the test.

“Just running some tests, boss!”

So he tells her.

You can see that ‘quality’ is a very hard thing to control.

I’ve been spending more time on a La-Z-Boy, only because my shoulder hasn’t healed enough to allow me to lie down all night before it starts aching. Really good, but it doesn’t equal a nice fluffy bed!

He puts the “k” in “Kwality” Control

I had a neighbor when I was a kid…..He tested the taste of beer all day……

I want that job!

Call quality control on those potato chips! Chips aren’t supposed to be yellow, soft and squishy!

Watching the Masters.

i need that job!!! somebody…. fetch me my slippers woman.

Who wants to buy a recliner that smells like beer and toots???

Don’t disrupt Bill’s work!

Our little friend is in a very dangerous position today.

He does remote work, working the remote.

Where can I get a job like that???!!!

and he’s so good at it!

Bill is one of the best in the biz. Just sit back and watch a genius at work.

Didn’t Li’l Abner have a job as a mattress tester?

And you believed him, honey?

Hey, I do that but I’m not getting paid!

I wonder if he is writing the beer off as a business expense.

The difference between “tester” and “engineer” is about $40,000 a year.

And he deserves a ‘raise’.

Dream job