Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 12, 2024

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 8 months ago

    It’s here, yesterday I knocked down 5 Yellow jacket nests, 3 were within 8" of each other?? Got stung 0…..they get mad but they get over it, 1 landed on my arm and I scootched it away. they were all young….and they will rebuild! Just under the eaves of my house!

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    BigDaveGlass  8 months ago

    Blanch is thinking, “How romantic”…..

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    Nuke Road Warrior  8 months ago

    Ah the earth smell of flowers, and the allergies they bring. AAACHOO!

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    Gent  8 months ago

    Dork wizard no likes spreeng eh.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 8 months ago

    Just don’t step in all those dragon poop landmines.

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    Guayo1  8 months ago

    I don’t blame wiz after seeing Blanche is depressing.

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    MRC112  8 months ago

    I love Spring. So much new stuff to see each week and the weather is still nice. It’s Summer that I can’t stand (particularly as it’s humid here). When cold, there is so much you can do to warm yourself up. When it’s hot (and I’m usually 5 degrees over all the time) there’s very little you can do to properly cool yourself off.

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    Goat from PBS  8 months ago

    It took it long enough. Spring tends to flip-flop between two extremes: Hot and cold.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 8 months ago

    Disclaimer: Today’s comic drawn by A.I. thus explaining why Blanche has five feet.

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    preacherman Premium Member 8 months ago

    This has been the best year in a long time for wildflowers in my front yard. It’s a beautiful sight.

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    elbow macaroni  8 months ago

    Why is he such a downer? And why draw a bummer strip?

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 8 months ago

    There’s nothing uplifting about Blanche. She could make an alligator cry.

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    What’s depressing?

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    [Unnamed Reader - bddb15]  8 months ago

    I don’t get it …

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    curtlyon19  8 months ago

    my grandmother was like that. she’d be happy and turn to sad on a dime. always guessed that’s what she liked

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  8 months ago

    “I am only happy when I am unhappy.”

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    rshive  8 months ago

    Can’t have everything, Wiz.

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    tvstevie  8 months ago

    I’m just by nature an indoors kind of person, or, to use modern-day terminology, it’s in my DNA. Unfortunately, I got stuck with a mother who violently demanded that such a preference be classified as a felony. That’s why, every time I watch a ballgame, especially if it’s Baseball, especially if it’s during the weekend, and especially if it’s on a warm, sunny day, I’m getting back at her.

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    pappy  8 months ago

    As someone with serious seasonal allergies, I love spring, but I hate it.

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    eddi-TBH  8 months ago

    Spring is not the best time for evil wizards.

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    vacman  8 months ago

    Is it just me or has Blanch lost weight?

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