Herman by Jim Unger for April 26, 2024

? … What are you thinking ?

I think I’m thinking what you’re thinking.

Uh oh, get a heist of this

Scrambled thinking is the only thing I can think. Omeletting others give the answer.

If I could think I might think what you’re thinking.

Looks to me like they’ve figured out the answer to that age old question of who came first.

Just so you’re not pondering what I’m pondering……Pinky.

To make an omelet…

Steal/take them and sell them?

for this they crossed the road?

Soylent green!!!!

Sometimes, I just don’t get Unger’s sense of humor.

A dozen kids who’ll be ‘A’ students.

Some poor hen wasted an entire shift for those eggs and this is the result.

I don’t know why this made me laugh so much, but it did!

“Oh Brave New World / That has such poultry in it!”

“Yes.”

“I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?”

It’s too early for me to think. I think I need another cup of coffee.

“JUNIOR!!”

Yeah, what are you thinking?

I’m sure it’s nothing deeply philosophical

“Well, I might be thinking what you’re thinking. Why don’t you go first.”

Hmmm, he says to himself. If I say to her: “Which came first, them or us?”, but that isn’t what she’s thinking, will that have a negative impact on when I get laid next? Maybe I better think about this some more.

I think I’ll just sit on it.

Fertility drugs?

Well, I know what Brain’s pal Pinky would say.

“If cardboard could fly we wouldn’t need handles on airplane seats.”

I have no idea what I’m thinking because I forgot what I was thinking. If you know what I was thinking, think about what I was thinking and pass it on to me, I think!