B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 23, 2024

No point taking any chances.

One crawled under my couch last week. I just it’s not multiplying.

Don’t cut off your nose to spite your face.

What’s that clinging to your back?

“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”

Could not find? Then we can assume it was not the hugeone she could hear breathing the other day.

Yeah, better not call the insurance agent—she or he would scream “Fraud” louder than a saber tooth tiger can roar.

Fire in the hole!

I did the exact same thing to my last apartment when the dish washer broke.

So she gots beach facing property eh.

It does make Spring cleaning a lot easier.

So, no more live in bug exterminator replaced with smokey smell.

That’s amazing. Back in B.C. she rubbed only ONE stick together and she made a fire! Nowadays, they tell you you have to rub TWO sticks together to make a fire!

Throw out the baby with the bath water.

what other course was she suppose to take action on… :\

If fumigating doesn’t seem to be good enough, …

… torching is the way to go.

I put most spiders outside, and some I leave alone—like the ones up in the corner that catch bugs before they come up the cellar steps. But if they are in my bedroom that can’t be tolerated— I just send them on to their next incarnation.

The ultimate cleanse !!!!!!!

Best thing to do.

If she’s that extreme about a small bug, well stand back, guys. She ain’t no easy date.

Oh Good Grief. The fat broad loves to pound snakes into the ground, but didn’t think to use the same club on her mattress?

I got an iPhone 14 Pro for my wife. I was pretty happy with the trade.

When their babies are ballooning through the air, keep your mouth closed when speed biking. (True story experience, after the fact.)

That’s just a tad drastic, I think.

There is evidence that cavemen did set their caves on fire to rid them of various vermin.

Spring cleaning done “well done.” Also the cave walls are freshly “painted” black.

She couldn’t find the mattress?

Awww, I’m glad I don’t have arachnophobia.

I hope she can afford a new Tempur-Pedic

House cleaning was so easy back in the day.

I hope the mosquitoes find you especially tasty, Fat Broad (I can’t remember her new name).

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I guess Shelob stiffed her of it’s half of the rent money.

She’s like my girlfriend, both spiders and snakes.

My friend’s sister was dying of cancer. She lived in Texas. He was visiting with her, and they saw a scorpion on her bed. She (rightfully) freaked out! They lost it, and she made them tear apart the whole bedroom looking for it.

Works for me!

“There goes my deposit”

In southern Arizona, we not only watch for spiders (brown recluses and black widows), but also scorpions entering the home. Going to pee at night can be painful if we’re not checking with a UV light.

PZ Myers gives this two chelicerae down.

Works for bedbugs

Works for bed bugs too

it wriggled and jiggled and snuggled beside her

Where’d she get the gasoline? And for that matter, the match?