Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 08, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 7 months ago

    What about the upholsterer who said someone took his nap?

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    PraiseofFolly  7 months ago

    Other potential cases:

    The taxidermist who had the stuffing beaten out of him.

    The teacher who felt degraded by her students.

    The private eye who was irritated by a whiplash.

    The stage actors who were told to ‘break a leg’ — and did!

    The exorcist who had a devil of a time with a pea soup allergy.

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    P51Strega  7 months ago

    They caught the violinist who took five. He hesitated a minuet too long.

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    Lee26 Premium Member 7 months ago

    As always, punny.

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    darcyandsimon  7 months ago

    LOL!

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    InTraining Premium Member 7 months ago

    The marathon runner who went the extra mile….?

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    Farceur  7 months ago

    During a baseball game I watched a guy steal a base.

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    PoodleGroomer  7 months ago

    The narcoleptic that let sleeping dogs lie.

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    sandpiper  7 months ago

    Very good arc and great comments. : )

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    JudyAz  7 months ago

    The gastroenterologist who told his patients, “Don’t worry, everything will come out in the end”

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    bbbmorrell  7 months ago

    The sound effects man who had his thunder stolen is literally where the term came from.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 7 months ago

    There was a baker who complained that his Christmas pastry was stollen.

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    ChessPirate  7 months ago

    The Doctor who wants a Judge to stop trying his Patients…

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    ljoneale Premium Member 7 months ago

    Comes from a real incident in 1704. Failed playwright John Dennis wrote a play, Appius and Virginia, for which he invented a new method for making the sound of thunder. The play soon closed, but a subsequent production of Macbeth used his thunder machine. Dennis was upset, and was q

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    ljoneale Premium Member 7 months ago

    quoted as saying “D**n them. They will not let my play run, but they steal my thunder.”

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    pamela welch Premium Member 7 months ago

    G R O A N — LOLOL

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    gammaguy  7 months ago

    I prefer the guy with his own hockey rink. Private ice!

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    gfredrickson85  7 months ago

    I guess the guy who ripped off the bandage supplier did it fast.

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