B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 04, 2024

Yeah, right.

is this why the cave is hairy from the outside??? o_O

RUN!

Unfortunately, bazookas and machine guns haven’t been invented yet.

What’s up with BC and spiders?

yikes

That thing creeps me out !

Shelob.

It will be an easy job for the spider, that is.

Is that a poison sprayer or a flamethrower?

Just send the spider to France. Where the spider can feast on French Flies. And in Paris, the city of love, it might meet another spider and become a newlyweb.

You need Clint Eastwood, a jet plane and napalm.

This calls for straight pins and thread.

Only one visible. It has 1000 brothers and sisters somewhere nearby. They all do.

Watch out Dude! It looks like a giant Black Widow! — I meant the spider, not the fat lady!

This looks like a job for Quigley.

Nope! Time to find a new cave!

Geez, the fat broad is loosing her touch. Just grab the snake club and pound that spider.

Nope.

Yikes!

Famous last words.

A job yes, easy no!!

get some of the Professor’s Spider Cider

Who ya gonna call? Someone else! ☺

Since one of our dogs was bitten by a Brown Recluse spider, tiny spiders have been much scarier to me than large ones. My wife said that in her lifetime of nursing she had never seen a nastier wound.

unless it’s the size of your living room… :{

But it’s an angry and protective spider.

Time for a swim.

Why doesn’t she lob a grenade in there?

With great powers comes great websponsibility eh.

“The Giant Spider Invasion”?

When I saw this movie, I was surprised the spider didn’t burp when he swallowed Alen Hale Jr. Yah, the skipper.

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Looks like one of those bad 1950’s b movies.

Tell the FB (old designation for her) its a snake in disguise, solved

Bronson Cave, home to many a creepy thing.

Looks more like an octopus

…As the giant spider spins it’s world wide web!

As I read this strip a garden spider crawled along the wall behind the computer across an old Hockey team photo from 2002 featuring Atures Irbe in his grimy hand made pads and Weeks in his cool looking oversized black panther pads. Lost the cup in the finals to Detroit that year, but I remember going to the triple overtime game against Toronto and Weeks beating Bodeur who broke his stick over his goal after the loss in the earlier rounds.

Throw down your stuff and run screaming the other direction!! Yipe!

Reminds me of the exterminator rig worn by the exterminator (John Goodman) in Arachnophobia…

ghostbusters might be a better choice

Looks like Shelob got more than a one appearance gig. Still, I don’t want her to become a regular.

OK, Bouncy-Jiggly, go right ahead yourself.

N O!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy Jake Gyllenhaal!

hOLY CRAP THAT IS BIG

I wonder how far that thing squirts.

I need a “BIGGER” spray nozzle ……. ;)

YIKES

Nope, nope, NOPE!!!!! Gotta move now!

Just a harmless cave spider. Probably not venomous. The droppings, tho….

Everybody likes a good challenge.

Nearly as bad as THEM!

hey buddy….he drinks that stuff for breakfast!!!!!!

I’d say let’s find another cave; and hope that thing doesn’t breed.

Time to move!

Time to switch to the flamethrower.

ladies and gentlemen the spidersaurs

That reminds me of the cartoon shows where mobs of flunkies go: “Hey, there’s a whole bunch of us and only one of him! Let’s get ’im!” As if they haven’t just seen bullets bouncing off his chest as he backhands a laser blast, etc.

Looks like a Black Widow.

Give Fat Broad a club and tell her it’s eight snakes.