The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 10, 2024

Birds of a feather

And those words are Wiccan.

Mostly harsh words.

Brutus knows better not to “argue” with a ….. Gargoyle!!!

\SHMIRK/

She just called Gladys stupid.

You also use a big broom, witch!

No he loves your daughter

Two advantages, you have beauty! NO, I’m not insane!

Such sesquipedalian power.

Meanwhile, Brutus has an advantage called “being younger”!

And the biggest and loudest mouth.

word up…

Brutus better use a bigger font size.

Maybe it’s because you’re a quarrelsome, belligerent, disputatious, pugnacious, confrontational, and antagonistic old hag.

She’s saying that in a battle of wits, Brutus is unarmed

You old battle axe, stupid is not a big word. Time for you to vacate the premises before Brutus gets home for weekend.

Not true, Mother Gargle.

So Mother Gargle has moved in with Thorny. Life as he knew it is well over.

Hurray! Brutus won and got his way! I suspect that is something he’ll pay for repeatedly though.

It’s probably more a case of he keeps quiet after a while to stop himself from saying something he shouldn’t – that his wife will make him pay for later

be careful, he may catch on and use fast words that merge together into one weird long word. :D

Ramona , Ramona , Ramona . . . . .

In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable philosophical and psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosities. Let your conversational communications possess a clarified conciseness, a coalescent consistency and a concatenated cogency. Eschew all conglomerations of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement and asinine affections. Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and veracious vivacity without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, setatious vacuity, ventriloqual verbosity or vain vapidity, obscurant or apparent. Shun double entendre, purient jocosity and pestiferous profanity.

And don’t use big words.

Insulting words…….

She is either more evil and hateful than l thought with a poor memory or just downright mean to forget that it Brutus’s 58th birthday AND the wedding anniversary of Brutus and Ramona’s daughter. Maybe that was the real reason that she bought all of those tissues yesterday in preparation for the reliving of those events of that Blessed day today and that everyone seems to forget. Enjoy the day, a cake, a dinner and possibly some shenanigans later in the evening my friend…..

Naw, she’s fooling us. She said “It’s my way or the Highway!” He chose his way… the Highway. ☺

Gargle always gets the better of Brutus? Evidently a daughter’s perspective.

Did she just insult her daughter?

As a wise person once said, “If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance baffle them with bullsh**!”

She has an advantage, she doesn’t have to be nice. And she uses it to the fullest.

Pervasive obfuscation through polysyllabic and circumlocutious logorrhea certainly can augment the odds of favorable outcomes when all else fails.

Can’t believe Brutus actually won something.

With all the incantations that she has used over the years, she had to learn a lot of big words.

My wife and I never put each other down like that. Married 43 years now.

Happy Birthday to Brutus Thornapple! Fifty nine great years and counting!

but of course size doesn’t matter… ☺

To paraphrase Peter Gabriel, Mother G has been stretching her mouth to let those big words come right out.