Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 18, 2024

Holy polydactyly

Dunno, thinking and Elliot really should not be put in the same sentence!

Have you seen “Bruce Almighty”?

There is a similar scene…

If she has that much dexterity, she should take up the twelve string guitar, or the guqin.

She has a sixfinger in each hand. (remember those)

That’s a fair guess if you have a weird sister.

Thats today’s education at work!!!

To paraphrase Ulysses Everett McGill, from the movie O’ Brother Where Art Thou, “That kid is dumber than a bag of hammers.”

He never said they were all her fingers…

Since boys think that girls have cooties, then he probably thought she has mutant hands with 6 fingers each.

My dear, your last name wouldn’t be Rugen by any chance?

Think hard, Elliot.

All of them.

Fish fingers, lady fingers,…

Maybe he’s been reading Adam @ Home this week.

It’s how many kisses that he hopes to get…..

Not the brightest bulb in the circuit !

“I hold your hand in mine, dear, … My joy would be complete, dear, if you were only here, But still I keep your hand as a precious souvenir.” – Tom Lehrer

I don’t know what she sees in him. She is smart enough on her own in that she does not need an idiot for company to make her look intelligent.

Well, she is an alien after all, right??

its at least 11