Another guy with a mean woman. Guys, take it from me, there are nice women out there, one who would never insult you. Be patient. Get rid of the creepy one. Be patient.
“Mr. Wayne, today I’d like to talk with you about your unusual fear of spiders.” “What do you mean ‘unusual’? Many people are afraid of spiders.” “Yes, but most are not afraid of them crawling into their head, eating their brains and taking over their bodies.” “Then why would anyone be afraid of spiders?!”
I see in this adult relationship, Liz is the analytical one while Jon is the creative one. Fortunately, for Liz, Jon is also the forgiving and forgetting one.
codycab 9 days ago
Actually it was both.
TommyEfreeti 9 days ago
The truth is the Martians can’t yet comprehend the inner machinations of Jon’s more advanced Mind- think about it. . .
RuinQueenofOblivion 9 days ago
Martians won’t get much brains here… if they come I’ll hide.
Gent 9 days ago
Martians? Whatever happen to aliens from planet Clarion?
ꜝ 9 days ago
why not?
his is in ‘like new’ condition⠄⠄⠄barely been used
Botulism Bob 9 days ago
Jon’s brain is Abby-Normal.
Blu Bunny 9 days ago
He just proved her point.
Calvinist1966 9 days ago
When a vet puts you down, it can be terminal.
win.45mag 9 days ago
When you’re Jon, it’s a put down
ddl297 9 days ago
Phew! Safe from both Martians AND zombies!
KageKat 9 days ago
And yet you still go out with him, Liz?
Huckleberry Hiroshima 9 days ago
Another guy with a mean woman. Guys, take it from me, there are nice women out there, one who would never insult you. Be patient. Get rid of the creepy one. Be patient.
2AndFour 9 days ago
Liz is the kind of girlfriend that every guy should aspire to have.
Imagine 9 days ago
She obviously doesn’t love him for his brains. But maybe for his lack of brains?
germanvisitor 9 days ago
“Mr. Wayne, today I’d like to talk with you about your unusual fear of spiders.” “What do you mean ‘unusual’? Many people are afraid of spiders.” “Yes, but most are not afraid of them crawling into their head, eating their brains and taking over their bodies.” “Then why would anyone be afraid of spiders?!”
preacherman Premium Member 9 days ago
I see in this adult relationship, Liz is the analytical one while Jon is the creative one. Fortunately, for Liz, Jon is also the forgiving and forgetting one.
hariseldon59 9 days ago
Nice thing for her to say to the man who loves her. Not that it doesn’t fit.
RobinHood 9 days ago
They might, they could have one that’s not been used
mourdac Premium Member 9 days ago
Any ET search for intelligent life would exclude the Earth.
chris_o42 9 days ago
Unless the Martians were looking for something “Abby-normal”.
Prey 9 days ago
Uh, Liz, you´re the one going out with him.
Wichita1.0 9 days ago
Now…SPLEENS…
atomicdog 9 days ago
“Poor thing, starved to death.” – Professor Farnsworth, Futurama
rbullfogg 9 days ago
I’m afraid that was Jon.
razzledazzle295 9 days ago
Exactly what goes on in that little mind of yours, Jon?
WentHulk 9 days ago
Sigh…….
Crazy Comics 9 days ago
Jon is brainless, and Liz roasted Jon so much! She should be Packgod’s wife!
edmund_graham 9 days ago
I mean, is there any rule that says it can’t be both?
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 9 days ago
Martians do not steal anyone’s brains. They just take out long term leases.
Jovians, on the other hand, have very sticky fingers…..
ragsarooni Premium Member 9 days ago
Tsk,tsk Liz-Jon is (?) the man ‘o yer dreams……
prrdh 9 days ago
Zombies would find Jon slim pickings.
McPurc 9 days ago
I wonder how her bedside manners are?
HA! 8 days ago
Zingo!
kjnrun 8 days ago
I love a woman who isn’t afraid to dish it out against her man.
ꜝ 8 days ago
no Jon⠄⠄⠄ for you, it’s nuttin butt anal probing
Goat from PBS 8 days ago
It’s not likely. Meaning there’s a chance.
TexTech 8 days ago
I don’t know. A Martian might take Jon’s brain. Maybe they need a paperweight or a doorstop.
ArcticFox Premium Member 8 days ago
For Jon, reality is quite unreal.
norphos 8 days ago
OUCH!
vacman 8 days ago
Imagine what Liz would have said about Jon if she didn’t like him.
anncorr339 8 days ago
Liz was only telling the truth
Thenecromancer 8 days ago
Poor Jon,everyone mock him…me included