Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 13, 2024

Why would Phoebe want unicorn wares when she can purchase a Warioware game for one easy payment of $59.99?

Unicorn have wares if human has coin.

What wares would Marigold sell, I wonder…?

I hope they are not “tawdry”!

Where are the wares?

This jar has a Japanese spice demon imprisoned inside. Would make a good centerpiece.

Marigold has wares? Where’s wares?

What would you do with horn wax Phoebe?!

I would be wary of unicorn ware.

Reminds me of the Highland Games in Portland. But with fewer kilts.

Marigold always gets the organic alfalfa burrito at these shindigs.

I would beware her wares.

“These don’t look like ‘wares’. They look more like ‘whats’, or ‘whys’.”

what ware’s are you talking about? :\

Classic. But, Phoebe dear, don’t feel bad; you wouldn’t want unicorn wares anyway.

Phoebe didn’t have the ware-withal.

“Ware unicorns?”

“There unicorns! There meadow!”

That’s what SHE said.

I want to go to the Vendor Meadow!

No wheres for me thanks, but I’m looking for a few ifs.

have any catfish lasagna?

What happened to their ID’s?

Wares or warez?

To be fair, its mostly grass based items

Last week(or so) they were sampling Marigold’s whens, now they’re going to look at there wheres?

Marigold caught Phoebe unawares (uni-wares?)