So…they spent like a million days moving tables, and then…LEFT THE TABLES?! ALONE? OUT in the BAKING SUN? Why is this strip suddenly NOT about tables?! Tom, your demographic right now is CRAZY MAN SCREAMING WHERE TABLES BE?!?! AAAAHHH. And, I dunno, people missing arms, I ain’t the God here Tom, that’s your job.
So… who will write the best-selling, prize-winning book about this game? I’m betting on Lizard Lil writing the book and Masoné Jar-Jarré starring in the docudrama… which will change Ed’s name to Chad for audience demographic reasons.
J.J. O'Malley 6 months ago
“Our target demographic is folks with two strikes on ’em with two out in the bottom of the ninth, if you catch my drift.”
Guess Pmm and Jfff can’t be bothered with attending.
Bill Thompson 6 months ago
Who would target his demographic? A kid with a peashooter?
billsplut 6 months ago
So…they spent like a million days moving tables, and then…LEFT THE TABLES?! ALONE? OUT in the BAKING SUN? Why is this strip suddenly NOT about tables?! Tom, your demographic right now is CRAZY MAN SCREAMING WHERE TABLES BE?!?! AAAAHHH. And, I dunno, people missing arms, I ain’t the God here Tom, that’s your job.
J.J. O'Malley 6 months ago
“So you cover these silver softball games for the paper? Gotta hand it to you…oops!”
top cat james 6 months ago
The freebie paper Waffle House patrons flip through while waiting for their order has a “demographic”?
French Persons Premium Member 6 months ago
Vomit? Is that your target demographic here?
Gent 6 months ago
It’s called covering!
sueb1863 6 months ago
Guess they closed the pizza place, since they’re the only employees? Good luck affording to sponsor a team when you’re not making any money.
duggersd Premium Member 6 months ago
Unfortunately the target audience is dwindling away. Very few people need to have a hard copy in their hands today.
Out of the Past 6 months ago
Uh oh
mn4nu 6 months ago
What, no pinned up sleeve?
comixbomix 6 months ago
I think I might start counting ‘smirks’ in this strip…
lemonbaskt 6 months ago
wheres the ems vehicle ?
wherescrankshaft 6 months ago
Writing about things that people want to read about is what a newspaper does, yes. What is the point of today’s strip?
MuddyUSA Premium Member 6 months ago
Waiting for Crankshaft coming to bat!
Mopman 6 months ago
Reporting on recreational league softball games. I see why the paper was canceled.
grozar 6 months ago
The Sentinel dropped Apt. 3-G, as well.
rockyridge1977 6 months ago
Glad they are not forgotten!!
lemonbaskt 6 months ago
one armed reporter dopey pizza place owners comedy gold for sure its just CLEVER like someone would say right chef tommy
puddleglum1066 6 months ago
So… who will write the best-selling, prize-winning book about this game? I’m betting on Lizard Lil writing the book and Masoné Jar-Jarré starring in the docudrama… which will change Ed’s name to Chad for audience demographic reasons.
tcayer 6 months ago
The players in the league are the only subscribers he has left!
B UTTONS 6 months ago
The writer attends the games to get a scoop for the obituary section.