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It’s always weird when you watch an old movie and see people going crazy over small sums of money. Dr. No’s plot was to destroy a $5 million space shot.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 4 months ago
To see the original 1958 art and text, click on the “LIFE WITH LIP” button on this page. Once you’re on the blog, just click the “comments” link below today’s comic.
Imagine 4 months ago
Well, that settles it then.
GreasyOldTam 4 months ago
her: “Being a golddigger is for kids. I’m only interested in platinum digging.”
Jml58 4 months ago
If you have a rich uncle, I would glady be your aunt.
cracker65 4 months ago
I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger.
Crumb creator 4 months ago
True love.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 4 months ago
She wouldn’t settle for anything less.
PraiseofFolly 4 months ago
“Now, if you don’t mind … I will take him in his walker and ‘Shuffle Off to Buffalo’.”
Differentname 4 months ago
It’s always weird when you watch an old movie and see people going crazy over small sums of money. Dr. No’s plot was to destroy a $5 million space shot.
phritzg Premium Member 4 months ago
A million bucks just doesn’t seem like that much money any more. (Although if you only had a year left to live…)
phritzg Premium Member 4 months ago
(Since the comic is from 1958) Daddy’s name isn’t John Beresford Tipton by any chance, is it?
pat sandy creator 4 months ago
the heart wants what it wants…
mourdac Premium Member 4 months ago
It’s just terrible the effect that inflation’s had on sugar daddies … /s
sevaar777 4 months ago
Dear, I invested it all In bitcoin. I thought it was a sure bonanza, now I’m broke.. Dear?,.. Dear??
ChessPirate 4 months ago
“Trust Fund? Yes, I trust it will fund me…”
“Did I say his last million? Ha, ha…”
“I’ll have what he’s having…”
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe 4 months ago
I have not seen a pipe smoker for years, ah the aroma of a fine bowl of Erinmore (Belfast street sweeping my patrol sergeant said)
mokspr Premium Member 4 months ago
Oh lordy dear, you can’t even get a bungalow for a million in most places these days.
Packratjohn Premium Member 4 months ago
She reminds me of my favorite pickup line: “I’m not really this tall, I’m sitting on my wallet.”
Calvins Brother 4 months ago
That’s awful considerate of her.
swanridge 4 months ago
Melania’s early days.
Mike Baldwin creator 4 months ago
Ha! Good to know she’s just in it for the pocket change.
Another Take 4 months ago
LOIS: You do know that he’s not Superman’s alter ego, don’t you?
LANA: I beg to differ. – Show her, honey. ZIPPPPPP!
LOIS: OH MY… WELL HELLO “SUPERMAN!”
Jayalexander 4 months ago
Shut Up! you sniveling little bee ach. Stepmothers carry the weight of the world on their back. Where’s your brother?
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 4 months ago
She has greatly lowered her standards. Standard and Poor will never be the same.