The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for May 20, 2024

Didn’t deserve one.

“I got it, but tips are always appreciated. Now here’s a tip for you — get lost.”

He’d be lucky to just get ‘the tip’.

The only “raise” Leroy got was when his boss lifted his foot to kick him out of the office.

Just staying in vogue.

Here’s a tip. Try doing your job instead of sitting and moping. :)

Not sure what Leroy does for a living.

I thought about putting a tip jar on my desk, but it might’ve given the idea that I had additional income.

Leroy, Leroy, that’s low-tech. Don’t you know that these days its de rigueur for tip solicitations to be made via iPad with pre-programmed percentages starting at a minimum 20%? Studies show a higher percentage of customers are gullible enough to be guilted by that strategy.

The only tip he’s likely to get is get another job.

Here’s a tip: Work smarter, not harder <ha,ha>!

Here’s a tip for you, Leroy…set up a GoFundMe account.

I wish I had thought of that!

That guy looks like a smug jerk

Looks like he’s scored 4 coins and a note. That paper is too small to be a Euro or a Doller.